I don't eat animals that do not have enough sense to disregard their own feces.
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I don't eat animals that do not have enough sense to disregard their own feces.
That's a misconception of pigs.
Pigs are actually very clean animals when put in a circumstance that allows them to be clean. It's farmers that are responsible for pigs covered in their own feces. Any animal product you consume is likely just as dirty.
Anyway, some research is indicating pigs may be almost as smart as dolphins. Bacon is brain food, man!
np- Thanks for more kinds words - Cirque has been a pet project of mine for years. Did you read my previous Cirque piece? I kinda got up on my soapbox on that one. I think it's because I know soooo many "future" action stars who have an ounce of stage presence:rolleyes: . As for the Chicken piece, that's more out of personal research just because I've been totally getting into that technique. It was an excuse to get into my Sifu's head about the method and dig out a little more ;) .
mam - You know what Freud said about hats, yes? So BA is as good as LL? How does it compare to that ace ventura 1?
That's not the right answer.
You were supposed to say, "What about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces."
at which point I would say, "I don't eat dog, either."
to which you would reply, "Yeah, but would you consider a dog a filthy animal."
and I would retort, "I don't know about filthy, but they definitely dirty. But dog's got character."
which would prompt you to argue, "By that rational, a pig would cease to be a filthy animal if it had as much character as a dog."
then, I would say, "We would have to be talking about one charming muther-f@cking pig. He would have to be 10 times more charming than that pig on Green Acres."
I'll pretty much eat anything that walks, and can be made to fit on a grill.
...yep, that's the title of my next article. Just gotta do some research...
As for pigs, they are the closest to humans by dentition, meaning we have the same teeth to eat the same things. As for eating feces, well, there's always mcdonalds... Pigs and humans also have the same sexually pheromones. I remember seeing some expose about some UK company that marketed pig pheromone (used in farming for artificial insemination) as a human sexual attractant - they just changed the labels and raised the price (more for the human label.) Personally, I figured that was fair. For some reason, there was this image that stuck out in my mind from that where a farmer sprays the female pig with the pheromone, and she just freezes with a really peculiar expression. Man, I wish the human version worked like that.
I saw when Jim Carey was on David Letterman, man, that was funny. He came out with cameras strapped all over himself, and told Dave that he realized that reality tv is where it is at. Man that was funny.
Margie, keep rocking the hat. Is Bruce Almighty worth spending the 9 bucks on the theater?
I kind of knew where you were going, but I resisted the urge to follow suit. Quoting Tarantino isn't my strong point. I can quote Conan all day though.
Example:
Conan's Owner/Guardian: What is best in life?
Owner's gay son: The open steppe, a fleet horse, a falcon at your breast and the wind in your hair...
Conan's Owner: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
LOL at masterkiller trying to turn a conversation into a tarantino flick.
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That is good.Quote:
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Nice "Bouncy Bouncy"...i'm jealous.!:D j/p
Technically, pigs are considered dirty to most people.
Examples:
Your room looks like a 1)pig penn
2)pig stye
You eat like a pig
You smell like a pig
you live like a pig
Ewallace**you eat everything that walks:p ?
As long is there is somekind of meat to it, sure.
If it doesn't taste good naturally I'm sure I can find a hot sauce to accomodate it. :)
But pork chops taste gooooood, bacon tastes gooooooood...
River rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know cause I won't eat the filthy mother****ers.
EW,
uh...aren't you the same guy who puked after eating A-1 in the morning?
Maybe you should lay off the squirrel for a while.
A good hurl can do a body good. This applies to mammals as well as alcoholic beverages.