All kids out of the pool!
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That's [Censored]. He's mostly active on the Wing Chun forums.Quote:
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Somebody has a Master Shake avatar, too, but I forget who.
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Fatherdog - improving, improving. I saw your link about leg injuries, but unfortunately I'm a very weak swimmer.
Well, this is your opportunity to become a better one :D
Seriously, there's not much else you can do with a busted knee. If you can manage swimming, go for it.
Yeah, it's certainly a good idea to improve my water skills. I'll be returning to school in a couple of weeks, and I'm sure there's a pool somewhere on the (immense) campus I can use.
You need to join the Adult Swim gang, obviously. There's not really any good dog characters for you, though. Maybe you could take it in a different direction and be Thundercles?
Gotcha. Thanks for that. Once again I yearn for cable tv!Quote:
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Adult Swim = Cartoon Network hiring a bunch of smartass stoners to fuss with lame old hanna-barbara cartoons and turn them into something bizarre and subversive. Well, other stuff too, but that's the bulk of it.
Carl (my avatar) and Meatwad (eulerfan's avatar) are both characters from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," a show on Adult Swim about a fast-food meal that lives in a lower-middle class neighborhood in New Jersey. Meatwad is actually a member of ATHF, Carl is their neighbor.
Somebody has a Master Shake avatar, too, but I forget who.
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze,
And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees,
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in.
Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies.
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.
I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
And I can't look at hovels and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in.
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze
And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in
Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.
Ba boo ba ba boo.
I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
And I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in.
No.
Poppa, don't you fence me in
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Curiously, I'm actually not listening to Cole Porter, but to The Liars They Threw Us in a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top...mmm...punkrocky...
And now for something completely different.
The Larch.
And now for something else completely different.
A man with a tape recorder up his nose
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And now for something completely different
A man wih a tape recorder up his brother's nose.
And now
IN STEREO!
Is a youth spent watching and rewatching MPFC considered misspent?
Of course not! What other way is there to spend a youth? And middle age.... And old age... etc.Quote:
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Is a youth spent watching and rewatching MPFC considered misspent?
Is this a cheese shop?
Wow! This is my post # 2000!
It only seems like yesterday that I was celebrating 1500.
I really need to get out more...
you reached the point beyond mystical experience, this what you explore now is a level unknown to me.
will you accept me as your posting padawan?
Of course, Young One, I have much to teach you.Quote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
you reached the point beyond mystical experience, this what you explore now is a level unknown to me.
will you accept me as your posting padawan?
But remember, we are all just beginners in this universe.
Now, for your first lesson:
*ahem*
POST MORE!
yes master!
:D
Good lad.
thanx master!
:D
Heh heh. You learn fast!
;)
youre embarassing me, master
:D
im blushing, master
:D
Thundercles rules. Not as much as Zorak, though. They're the best things about the Brak Show.
Hope everyone had a great New Year! Mine was ok but I know that this year will be a better year for me :D
by the way, we have a great new special
Don't forget our customers - they're family too. And even the forum members here are part of us. Like they say, you can't choose family. ;)
I'm still recovering from new years. It may take a bit...
You MaMart people keep tempting me. I have to get that Iron Crotch video.
I'll master that and then start a wrecker service. It could be a whole new career. Think of the potential!
So, we're family, huh? Cool.
Can I borrow some money?
HAI_TO***That is up to the rep:D
you all may want to get your order in now...becuase pricing could be changing.........:(
Now is the perfect time to get the iron videos!
Gene***I am with you. Still recovering as well. :p
Xebs, you have grown strong in the ways of the forum.
However, Serpent's only holding you back from your true destiny. You do know that we have dancing girls on the dark side, don't you? Tons of 'em. And by dancing, I mean "laviciously gyrating covered with sweets and battery operated goodies". Join us.:eek: :eek: :eek:
OK, KC you are starting to scare some of us here on the lighter shade of gray side....
Margie....on everything?
NP***yea....on everything.:( I dont know when...but I do know soon
dancing... wimmins... :(
Tis all Serpents fault!!! He's holding me back!!! :mad:
There are dancing wimmins on the good side as well. Only difference is the lace teddies are white, not black.
:D sweeeeet
sorry i almost lost control, master
:D
KC -
I prefer lascivious gyrations to lavicious gyrations. Mostly because molten rock hurts when you try to grope it.:p
On the good side, movies are always letterboxed. On the evil side, they pan and scan.
OOOH! More spankings?Quote:
Originally posted by Xebsball
:D sweeeeet
sorry i almost lost control, master
:D
yes, master
:D
please, master
:D
yo, me and 4 other peeps on chat, all is welcome to drop by
All right. Come get on my lap.
Now I know how much you like the dancing wimmins but I have to teach you some control over this. Otherwise, you'll be bouncing from light side to dark side and back again, like that yo-yo Anakin.
I am like unto the Earth. Constantly in darkness on the one side, and constantly in the light on the other. At all times, a small portion of me becomes enlightened, and an equal portion becomes falls into shadow. At my uppermost and lowest extremes, the light lasts longests, and yet also does the shadow. At my midpoint, the change is most constant. And in truth, all are like me, and like unto the Earth!
Except eulerfan, who is like unto the hourglass. (wolf whistle)
*gets to eulerfans lap*
you know.... :o this is a place where i feel far from all my fears, my broken heart, my bleeding nose, my sweating palms, my trembling fingers, my shaking knees, my failure, my oath, the weight i carry, the cuts on my ankles, the fire under my feet, the cuts on my wrists, the things i cant grasp, my senseless fingertips, my unbendable joints, the pain locked up in my throat that just wont come out, the voice that is never loud enough... its the place where i cant tell the difference between :( and :)
And there's spankings.
I'm not really into spankings.
Do you have wasabi flavored massage oil?