and it's jdhowland for the merge
Nicely played, JD.
And speaking of ducks (errr, three years ago I mean) I neglect to mention about my fav crazy weapon, Mandarin Duck Razors aka Yuen Yang Razors.
http://www.tigerclaw.com/images/P/45...g%20Razors.png
We sell a fair amount of exotic weapons (you got to do that to cater to the TCMA) and as you all know, I've been slinging Chinese weapons for longer than I've worked here. When some samples of the ducks came in, I had never seen anything quite like them before. I knew they would sell. If you pick up a pair, your mind just starts going all sorts of violent places. They would be so easy to use for wreaking havoc. I've still never seen an authentic demonstration of the duck razors, but they sell fairly well, at least better than most exotics nowadays.
Even ninjettes like them! ;)
Note that these are not to be confused with those ducks on a stick. Duck razors are totally different Chinese weapons. That's why I love TCMA. The weapons are so comic book.
I'm going to go out on a limb here....
...and guess that bodily excretions are not what was intended when posting this thread. However, I must say that the notion of a form that trains spitting or ****ing as a weapon sounds strangely entertaining in a youtube sort of way.