Originally Posted by
Scott R. Brown
Uh....that's, "ooga ooga ooga, booga booga booga!"
You had one too many oogas and one to few boogas!!!
Your kundalini rose too soon and too quickly and has distorted your qi storage, inflating your belly bigger than the qi available to fill it. This has caused your timing to be off and has ruined your short term memory, not to mention your spiritual phasing is out of sync with your physical phasing, which commonly leads to cancer of the qi canals.
Of course I can fix all this for you with my next $3,000 weekend seminar! If you sign up 100 other people I'll give you a $1.99 discount!
You have to ask yourself, is your kundalini and qi balance worth it? Are you willing to risk your spiritual and physical balance? Is it worth the risk of damaging for your next 7 lives having to work off your qi canal cancer?
I say, NO!!!!
Send your check now to reserve your place in my next seminar or you will probably die young, poor, ugly, fat, pimply, alcoholic, and riddled with lice, mice, spice and lice!!!