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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite; Chuck Norris bites frost.
They surrendered because Hitler's psychic spies foresaw that I was going to be born exactly 18 years, to the day, after May 6, 1945. :D
He was actually born March 10, 1940.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the head then resurrect your body from the dead. Then you will shake his hand and say 'thank you, Sir.'