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    Everyone isn't sick of TCMA vs. MMA yet? :eek:

    Everyone isn't sick of TCMA vs. MMA yet? :eek:
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    Chow Gar Southern Mantis

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXFFitr1OkM
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    Yes. I keep caltrops, throwing stars, blowdarts,...

    Yes. I keep caltrops, throwing stars, blowdarts, and mystical scrolls in mine.

    You are a wise one. What clan are you part of?
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    Any warrior ninja monk is allowed to compete. All...

    Any warrior ninja monk is allowed to compete. All are welcome as spectators. The only time a non-warrior ninja monk is allowed into the circles of death is during the traditional open challenge...
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    There are several large screens in our tournament...

    There are several large screens in our tournament hall. They show select fight scenes from "Bloodsport", and "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues." There is no smoking on premises, the only smoke allowed...
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    The tiger of the mind is the essence of the...

    The tiger of the mind is the essence of the spiritual of the essence of enlightenment of the tiger of the spiritual. :cool:
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    The consumption of popcorn is allowed at our...

    The consumption of popcorn is allowed at our Warrior Ninja Monk Kumite, but there are rules you must follow.
    1. You must buy it from the Wudang-Shaolin Ninja Do Pai.
    2. You must use chopsticks to...
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    Life or death unicycle spear jousting is a...

    Life or death unicycle spear jousting is a traditional event at the annual Warrior Ninja Monk Kumite hosted by my clan, the Wudang-Shaolin Ninja Do Pai. Perhaps sifu David Carradine can ref.
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    Thankyou grandmaster. Would you happen to be...

    Thankyou grandmaster. Would you happen to be acquinted with sifu David Carradine?

    Why? Perhaps you will feel better if you meditate on the way of the Judo Katana. When you feel better, feel free...
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    You are acquainted with the semi-annual 7-11...

    You are acquainted with the semi-annual 7-11 Kumite hosted by the Koga Ninja clan (which holds great influence over many convenient stores)? Your stipulations about guzzling 16oz grape slushees...
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    He who mocks the essence of the mind of the...

    He who mocks the essence of the mind of the spiritual does not bask in the heavenly glory of the mind of the essence! :mad:
    What I mean is, I extend to you an invitation to a game of chess at the...
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    The story is now complete. You may read and...

    The story is now complete. You may read and contemplate on the mysteries of its secrets. :cool:
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    Warning! This post and others of mine on this thread will be parody.

    Bah! You do not possess true knowledge in Shaolin Dim Mak Ninja-Chessjutsu! Only those of the General Tso Heavenly Chicken style can fully comprehend the art’s lethal glory! If this is too much for...
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