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"The monk would effortlessly thrash him and the go get some spicy noodles."

Yup. It's still true that "anything can happen". I can attack an unarmed six year-old and lose, I suppose, if I am...

Regarding the web page on Monk Yan Lei...
"His height at only 5ft 5inches enables him to get in close to his opponent for attack without compromising his defences due to his legendary Steel Jacket...