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    I'm finished here. I quit. I'm not posting...

    I'm finished here. I quit. I'm not posting anymore.


    You guys need to grow up.

    I'll come back the day a superb Shao-lin poet challenges my prowess.

    Until then, auf wierdersein.
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    Coward. If you won't fight, I'll find someone...

    Coward.

    If you won't fight, I'll find someone else. If Coach Ross ducks, I guess I'll have to find real men.

    I'm off to the Boys and Girls clubs of America.:p

    September 29th is on my foot,...
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    Did anyone see Jet Li in "War" yet? I just saw...

    Did anyone see Jet Li in "War" yet? I just saw it's pemiere, and was surprised to see that Jet Li had incorporated the judo katana into his fight scenes. This strikes me as odd, because neither I...
  4. As a Tractarian, I view the new ideals of...

    As a Tractarian, I view the new ideals of liberalism in Christianity as nothing more than a mere sanction to civil morality, or helps to the constable and hangman. What a world, to view God as a...
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    Poll: But if you actually say: "Those who say don't...

    But if you actually say: "Those who say don't know," aren't you admitting that you don't know? I think it's better just to not know, and never say. That way, nobody can ever say you don't know...
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    Was it the rhyme? I'm trying to sound earnest,...

    Was it the rhyme? I'm trying to sound earnest, because I'm earnest. When you're setting up matches, Unko, how do you go about it? I'm not a promoter.

    BTW, how have you been lately? I haven't...
  7. But then where does the word "Satanic" come from?...

    But then where does the word "Satanic" come from? It's in the dictionary. It's in the Bible, too, which makes it true.

    You don't make any sense, mate. I get hte feeling you have absolutely no...
  8. Zoroaster and his cousin were missionaries. When...

    Zoroaster and his cousin were missionaries. When they converted Vishtapa, were they not acting on this impulse?

    I win.
  9. I'm a Tractarian, with particular faith in Tract...

    I'm a Tractarian, with particular faith in Tract No. 90. I also like 62, by the way.
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    Seriously, Knifefighter. I loathe this kind of...

    Seriously, Knifefighter. I loathe this kind of arrogance. -1 point, Gryffendor.
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    Knifefighter, you wouldn't know a reverse...

    Knifefighter, you wouldn't know a reverse transcriptase protein inhibitor from a progressive antedeneride dendrite.

    Go back to your cave.


    Let the big boys talk. You go meddle with your...
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    That's interesting. I've always thought,...

    That's interesting. I've always thought, however, that the taekwondo influences on Plum Flower (note: only Korean versions, not Chinese or Japanese) stripped the style of its true root and power. ...
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    Chen Man Ching? Try Chan Yao...

    Chen Man Ching? Try Chan Yao Ming....hahaha.......don't make me laugh.....okay, maybe just a little.......LOL......I just tooted.........
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    Well, all I know is I started at the age of 2...

    Well, all I know is I started at the age of 2 1/8, and I was a Shao-Lin Kuei master (Shao-lin Ninjitsu) by the age of, oh, I don't know, maybe 11? I mastered the kata Dante at the age of 6, when...
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    The East Coast is weak. Their kung-fu is watered...

    The East Coast is weak. Their kung-fu is watered down and has no power. Over here on the West Side, we put them down on their knees, butt-necked please.

    I was quoting Ice Cube and Dove C on that...
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    Which Brandon are you talking about? I'm talking...

    Which Brandon are you talking about? I'm talking about Brandon Rizzo. I don't know if we're talking about the same guy.
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    Wrong, you subject ducking neo-postmodern critic....

    Wrong, you subject ducking neo-postmodern critic.

    The point is this, and it has always been this:

    Guys like Lokhopkuen try their best to bully us around with threatening PM's, tell us how hot...
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    Brandon's a hoot! I remember this one time when...

    Brandon's a hoot! I remember this one time when Chan Tai San was visiting, Brandon had this tranny in his class (he was open to all kinds of students, and didn't discriminate like he should...
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    Please describe for me the proper measure for the...

    Please describe for me the proper measure for the bowflex-reverse-distal tapering ratio on a Judo Katana.

    I laugh at this charge of blasphemy.
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    PM me. My main domain (e-dojo) was closed due...

    PM me.

    My main domain (e-dojo) was closed due to the fact I decided to take it to the underground (www.shaolinninjitsu.com), but I've been looking to make my web dominance known once again. I am...
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    Try a diet, then, tubby.

    Try a diet, then, tubby.
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    Those are good drawings, though. You should...

    Those are good drawings, though. You should consider doing art for publishers, Leto. I've been working on doing step by step manuals for the Kata Dante and the Big 6-Fist. I'll give you $0.50 per...
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    Don't you have a life girl with S up your K?:p ...

    Don't you have a life girl with S up your K?:p

    Oh, you got burned! Do you need some aloe for that one? FACED!
  24. Like most Korean arts, their stances are not very...

    Like most Korean arts, their stances are not very strong in the spine. They're catered to giving structure to people with weak spines. If you have a strong spine, you'll win. Because I can...
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    Why do you guys think that Korean mantis is...

    Why do you guys think that Korean mantis is weaker than Sevenstar? Is it the geographical differences, or do you guys just not punch as hard?
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