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  1. Thread: Ch'an

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    Personally, I've used Chan meditation in...

    Personally, I've used Chan meditation in combination with yogist Tantra practices to improve my hip flexibility for sexual mobility. I think Chan can improve every facet of your daily life, and I...
  2. Thread: Ch'an

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    Falun Dafa isn't good. It will never = good.

    Falun Dafa isn't good. It will never = good.
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    ARe you saying they can't fall to the ground...

    ARe you saying they can't fall to the ground because they're so short, y ou racist? As a Japanese American, student of a Sino-Japanese mixed master, I take great offence, and extend a cold-hearted...
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    Poll: This was clearly very light contact, perhaps even...

    This was clearly very light contact, perhaps even point sparring no-contact (stopping 2 inches from target), but since the category of Light contact was the lightest contact allowed, I was forced to...
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    Nobody is fooled by your slander. Clearly you've...

    Nobody is fooled by your slander. Clearly you've edited my original post.
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    Please....

    Notice, however, you droll naysayers, how poorly that same submission wrestler fared in a full contact tournament against a stand-up Chinese martial artist:
    ...
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    I'll formulate a plan of action. I'll see you...

    I'll formulate a plan of action. I'll see you tomorrow, if you're not already there.

    Hold on JetlisFearless.

    Help is on the way!
    Or it's already there!
    Or you've already been saved by the...
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    Part 11

    I'm a little confused. I don't understand any of this. Let me attempt to recapitulate what you just said:

    "None of them showed (their naughty parts) except for the little girlfriend (a tMNT...
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    I have a feeling I'm going to need a drink after...

    I have a feeling I'm going to need a drink after this one, too. Heh....heh....



    A fantastic plan. I love to cut holes into all of my pockets, so I can retrieve things I have strapped to my...
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    Part 9

    :mad::mad::mad:



    Really, I understand you were gangraped. But heaping gangrape upon gangrape isn't going to solve anything. ANd you definitely shouldn't involve anyone who would ever e-bate...
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    Part 8

    Well, with no further adieu...let's get on our merry way:



    Black guys? Hold on a second, mate. You never said anything about any black guys.

    I say, cut your losses. An alliance between...
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    Part 7

    Okay. I'm back. Man, he just eats technology. I don't understand it. Luckily, he just vomited up the "K" and I'm glad to say I can spell "Kangaroo" again without having any impediment, such as...
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    Part 6

    Okay. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to do this, but I'm going to let Grandmaster Sensei Takeshi Ukeno post for me on several of these posts. The recent re-emergence of the Kogo-ryu Ninjitsu clan has...
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    Part 5

    Did you not use stealth? You know: barrel rolls, aerials, flips, and leaping pirouette splits? If you have a Master's degree, I feel I can help. If not....just go rent Bloodsport and the American...
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    Part 4

    After a recently botched-up affair where my identity was nearly comprimised (thank god I was still wearing my ninja-mask, even if it was the only thing I was wearing) on a mission--as my...
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    I still don't see any reference to the Big-Six...

    I still don't see any reference to the Big-Six Fist. I'm wondering if perhaps I have a different translation of a classic TSPK form.
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    I can do it in five, but only if I've had a...

    I can do it in five, but only if I've had a well-balanced lunch that afternoon.
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    Kempoonetwo. You're just being rude. You can't...

    Kempoonetwo. You're just being rude. You can't go around saying things like that about people on this thread. I have only heard one opinion, and my latest meeting with the sensei of the dojo has...
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    Poll: So far as I know, there were four temples: Hunan,...

    So far as I know, there were four temples: Hunan, Fujien, Omei, and the East Northeastern Temple.
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    I'd like to give it a go. Will they allow...

    I'd like to give it a go. Will they allow partner work? Shao-lin Ninjitsu is really hard to display unless you're disemboweling someone, or decapitating something. Are their animal cruelty laws as...
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    Watch yourself in your sleep. Guard your shadow...

    Watch yourself in your sleep. Guard your shadow at six o' clock. You're officially "game". And I've put in a word with Ashida Kim to get you added to the "s-hit list"



    ....he laughs...
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    You and your fellow defecting sensei's ought to...

    You and your fellow defecting sensei's ought to go to jail for skimming off the top. In my system, this offence is punishable by death, or at least the chopping off of the offending hand.

    I've...
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    If they sound like me, it is surely only to their...

    If they sound like me, it is surely only to their credit, and your great discredit as a defector.

    I cordially invite you to our next Shao-lin Ninjitsu kumite.

    However, as a word of warning,...
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    I went back to the local USSD school in LA,...

    I went back to the local USSD school in LA, mostly to hook up with Jenny Herzog again. We had lunch at a Dim Sum and talked about martial arts.

    She makes a convincing argument for USSD's...
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    The hurdles are a spriting even in Track & Field,...

    The hurdles are a spriting even in Track & Field, where you basically run a 100, 200, 400, or 800 meter race, jumping over small sign-like impediments during the course. It can get really exciting.
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