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You ARE the man! Black Dragon Fighting Society!? Whoa... that sounds pretty Qing Dynasty, doesn't it? Rather feudal and mysterious. I bet the lineage of that (secret) society goes back for...

I stand corrected. In which case I hit with Jin, yes.

Funny you should mention terminology, because I've learned some hard body qigong and can do breaking too, but we never bothered to sort out...

I free spar all the time. At least three times per week, for times between 20 minutes to over an hour. We spar with some protective clothing, mainly gloves and booties to protect delicate joints...

Joedoe.. that is charming in the extreme. Nice one..

Five elemental fist of Stin Kee Pu! Flying Faeces of Juda!

The booming voice thing sounds great. Perhaps a deep, resonant voice speaks of...

He's certainly a gem. I've found him amusing myself, however it doesn't stem from him being particularly humourous.

Ralek? Rings a bell... do you think that it's the same chap?

I certainly...

Yo yo... s'funny.. I was just thinking about that kind of stuff last night... I fought a guy in my own kungfu club, he was using monkey style to fight me, and I was just using my own style (d art of...

Gross. That's pretty special, you guys. I can't really share any stories/anecdotes along these lines... pretty boring, really. In NZ a 'long walk' is generally to the fish and chip shop.

Heard...

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA....cough.

That's charming. I've heard some horrible ones this weekend or so, and that's getting up there. Nice work.

I've never heard of that. Would you like to share?

FatherDog wrote "I could quote from several different religions supporting my own position, but such quotes would only be meaningful if you accept the assertions of the religion to begin with, so why...

I love that last comment. That's true class. You're a sick bugger, mate. That's what makes it all so amusing!:D

We all know countless ways to break this and get out of that. I think that...

I hate the fact that in the movie he says this to some supposed sucker "kiwi" guy with an ATROCIOUS accent. Said "mate" way too much, too.. know what I mean, mate?

Anyway.. I agree with the last...

Thanks for those constructive comments, Sharky. ;)

As for the discredition to kungfu... personally I've always felt that it's the most complete system, and the most versatile system that is in...

Wushu rocks, mate. It's gorgeous to watch, it gets attention and that's all good as it generates massive interest in kungfu.

I don't know any super good sites, but I can recommend going onto...

Where I come from the schools are so rough that our uniforms are made out of kevlar and all of our lockers are lead-lined.

People fight at school, that's all there is to it. I think that in some...

So, wanna tell me about your PJs?

I love them, myself. I've got my black, white and red satin getup. It feels awesome to train in. The sifus have the same thing, but in full black with gold...

In my style, the uniform is integral to the training.. well.. not INTEGRAL... but it's still a Big Deal.

The collar cuffs are there to provide some protection from lateral strikes to the neck,...

Careful. You might burst something.

Hey, question here: Just out of interests' sake.. someone mentioned that throws wouldn't have worked well in this school fight. What WOULD work, and why?
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Well, I couldn't comment on that. I don't even know what a ****cidal sphincter LOOKS like; so I don't think that I could classify you as one.

I'd say that you're not.

Whew, he says.

Julien, that sounds like it, bro. The testosterone mixed in with your muscles and bones doing crazy things.... of course it affects your moods and things, hormones just do that... look at PMS......

Woo Hoo! That's one heck of a thread to read from start to finish, guys (and gals).

GrapplingInsanity... good work on standing your ground, mate. I've had to do so a few times, and to be honest,...