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Yeah, because I didn't spend several years studying the Lan Tsai Huo set of Tsui Pa Hsien, or nothin'. I'm basing my comments entirely on no personal experience whatsoever. In fact, I've never even...

Simple answer? No.

Not so simple answer: Anything may be possible. In order for drunken boxing to be of any use in a real "street fight" you would need: to have a good teacher, who was teaching...

I don't appreciate her being a pirate. She's not cool enough, and has no style.

No style like pirate style!

Or something.

Forgive me. New keyboard, and it's annoying me.

Showing respect to the guy who is training you in the arts of fighting isn't morality, and is in fact completely divorced from such. In theory at least, this is a guy who can kick your @rse nine ways...

Irreducible Complexity(tm) is, and has abundantly been shown to be, garbage science. It isn't even, as they say, wrong. It's not science.

Kill your religion. You'll feel better.

-five points to...

Somebody gunna catch an updraft and die.

Pretty cool, though.

Simple answer: don't.

John C. Kim is teaching b.s. Stay far away. Hide the women and children, and get the torches and pitchforks out.

Seriously.

Producing, directing... yeah, I mixed that up. I really should know better.

There's no credibility about a nine-year-old kid playing the lead role, though. Still, there's no credibility to the...

Will Smith is directing the movie, but his son is not going to star in it. Considering his kid's nine years old, I'm surprised anyone thought that Jayden would be chosen to star, even if it is his...

Just learn to edit, mate. It's pretty simple.

Meanwhile, let Dux actually do something like train a decent fighter. Or Ninja. Or something. Or apologise for having his name linked to that movie....

hehe.
Rogue...

...you're a rogue.

Christ. Just did a search. He seems to be less coherent than Dammey-boy on a coke binge.

Hehehe.. that was awesome in its total sh1teness. Absolutely perfect capture of the cr@pness that was the "martial arts action movie" of the era.

Pity, really, because in theory Bloodsport could...

Gott in Himmel.. what the heck was that?

No wonder people laugh at supposed "martial artists". That sort of crap ought to be outlawed.

That's probably the best I've ever seen that put.

I've been arguing that point for years, but never managed to get it across so succinctly.

[Edit 2: same basic argument goes for "qi"]

Got links?

Never mind... Google does the funky and comes up with the goods.

Still looks to be a few years away from real production, but it's always good to see the lab boys going all Neil...

That was quite probably the most amusing way I have ever seen someone call someone else an @55hole without using the word itself.

But I always thought it was "blathering".

Maybe I shouldn't be...

**** straight.

Okay, who put that other F in there?

About 3 or 4 years or so ago (I think) I presented a model (well, basic outline, of my own designing...) of human behaviour to an online martial arts forum...

Old TV show, Monkey (later called Monkey Magic) that played on the ABC (Australian) back in the late 70's/early 80's.

*Note*: this was a Japanese show based on Journey to the West, the classic...

Thanks folks.

Kung Lek: yeah, WordPad is on here, but I'm not all that fond of it. Hence, looking for something else.

Ok, so I have a new computer system. It's running XP (hey, I don't have time right now to screw around learning Linux) and naturally doesn't have Word installed. I can't be bothered buying a copy,...

India 'doesn't need' foreign aid
19:35 (AEDT) INDIA has turned down foreign aid for victims of the tsunami that has killed tens of thousands of people across Asians, because it has "adequate...

I seem to remember coming across something not too long ago about Dog Boxing, from someone allegedly familiar with it, that stated that while it did include a lot of ground fighting, it was not so...

I call shenanigans.

If you're too lazy to go back and check that what you're saying is what you mean, then get over yourself and hush up.

I'm guilty of screwing up on that myself, I admit, when...