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No, it shows a lot.

I think you care a lot about these things you claim not to care much about.

You forgot the real best way -- get a Chinese girlfriend!

;)

I feel the same way about Asia Carerra.

That distinction depends on your hearing. If you're tone deaf, both dialects, in fact all languages, are going to be hard to learn. If you aren't tone deaf and you have the opportunity to practice...

This should be printed and handed to every new WC student at the door, before s/he gets a chance to change into uniform for the first time.

As for Bruce Lee, he was a marketer of his own image....

Ngo ho zhong yi sik haa gao, siu mai, cha siu bao, m'goi (mmmkayyyy).

I think you are confusing Ma Ma Hu Hu with Little Rabbit Fru Fru, RR.

Little Ma Ma Hu Hu
Boppin' through the forest,
Pickin' up the Lao Shu
Bop 'em on the head...

Ma Ma Hu Hu = comme ci...

"Siu Gie, Lei Ho Leng" will get you further.

Better yet: "Wo yi jing ai le ni shi bei ze le!"

But the best is: "Xiao Jie, ni you she me dong xi ka zai ni ya chr shang ne?"

Sorry dude, but sooner or later the truth about how to master Wing Chun had to be told. I'm just glad I was the one to do it.

Sincerely,

IconocastAlphaDog

Watch Bruce Lee movies and chain punch incessantly till you black out! Then get up and do more, everyday. Work at looking tough in the mirror while doing this exercise as your video tapes rewind.

"Master the art of Wing Chun Sparring!!"

that one really blows

I once went on a journey across China with a Pig and and a Buddhist Monk, searching for the truth about Wing Chun. All I got was this stupid t-shirt.

How is Bert's lap da?

:D

If so, please post it ASAP!

Kufi? That is goofy.

Ascot!

Shouldn't it be whippinghands?

I'm surprised that we haven't seen the emergence of Sparringhand! LMAO

And English to English the worstest!!

Liner

Really? I thought Convenience was the sage of China!

Sage is nice in stuffing.

What are you talking-guh aboot?

No I believe that is a transgendered Kung Fu instructor.

Show the world what a real he-man you are and pick fights on the streets! You guys are awesome, really. Everyone's blown away by you.

Everybody if you can, do the Bart Cham (Doh!)
Shake your body turn it out, if you can, man (Doh!)
Front to back to the side as you can can (Doh!)
Everybody in the house do the Bart Cham (Doh!)