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    Win ful jip fut.

    Win ful jip fut.
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    Like is like a pot calling a brother...

    Like is like a pot calling a brother Afro-American.
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    American films do that? Asian films worship...

    American films do that? Asian films worship white people. So do advertisements.
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    I understand why you would think that, but I'm...

    I understand why you would think that, but I'm doing fine. I've met all of my major life goals and am right where I want to be. People with lots of time are either doing everything right or...
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    I actually doubled my monthy cash this month and...

    I actually doubled my monthy cash this month and have my own business which is kicking ass due to Daoist strategy. I have a hot wife who has her Ph.D and now I am happy to find this kung fu forum...
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    get a real massage...Chinese style. Or just...

    get a real massage...Chinese style.

    Or just hire a poor American fatso to walk on you for 10 bucks and a breakfast burrito.
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    don't be a wuss. do some qi gong and get a...

    don't be a wuss.

    do some qi gong and get a massage that will make you cry.

    Take some electrolytes for your sodium potassium pumps and get back out there.
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    Its on like Tron...but this game is racist. ...

    Its on like Tron...but this game is racist.

    They hold the paddles upside down.
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    Its not the media. All the nerds come over. ...

    Its not the media.

    All the nerds come over. They are good students. They guys from shop class don't. Lots of man's men in the mainland. They drink bai jiu and beat down wimps. In the US we...
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    We should put our hands down his pants and feel...

    We should put our hands down his pants and feel him for his incorrect political thinking.
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    Yes stop showing off your book learning. We...

    Yes stop showing off your book learning.

    We caint have that roun heaw.
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    Now I feel bad for eating dog hot pot last Spring...

    Now I feel bad for eating dog hot pot last Spring Festival..


    No.....no I don't. that bich was delicious.
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    Shaolin

    99 percent of Shoalin is complete and total BS.

    What on Earth makes you think that everyone is fake, but you? It was a tourist trap even a hundred years ago. All the best monks were consistently...
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    Happy birthday to Neil Cameron. That name used...

    Happy birthday to Neil Cameron. That name used to get blocked out...but now its okay...weird.
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    bawang knows where those things are because of...

    bawang knows where those things are because of the following.

    1. He is in Toronto with immigrant roots. This means have has over 4 house/roomates.

    2. Some of them are not students, but are...
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    I only know where to find softcore Japanese porn....

    I only know where to find softcore Japanese porn. It is more artistic and doesn't give me viruses.

    White girl porn is usually tacky except for the Russian stuff which is either artistic or...
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    After I mount your sister, your father will force...

    After I mount your sister, your father will force us to get married for the sake of the baby and you will be my brother.

    It will be a mitzfah
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    I wonder why they hugged a tree. The modern...

    I wonder why they hugged a tree.

    The modern part of me thinks..that is because they didn't have our sophisticated weight training...blah blah


    The traditional side of me says...why is new...
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    Just did hand stand on fists...heavy fist...

    Just did hand stand on fists...heavy fist training.

    It is the opposite of horse stance connecting heart yang qi into the Earth....good to do this time of year by the zi wu timing.
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    do a hand stand on your fists

    do a hand stand on your fists
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    To be fair Bawang...if you had an Xbox, KFC and a...

    To be fair Bawang...if you had an Xbox, KFC and a bunch of Chinese girlfriends you probably wouldn't train very much either.

    Kung fu....or...waterskiing at our family's house on the...
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    This is good Earth Skill also use heaven...

    This is good Earth Skill


    also use heaven skill...put a 300lb man over your shoulders and do stances. You will learn everything you need to know about your posture in an instance.

    300lb heavy...
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    Yes, you need lots of fats and nutrients to fight...

    Yes, you need lots of fats and nutrients to fight well.

    I have been eating this bucket of KFC for 2 days now. Delicious. Many hippies complain about the hormones and then they take herbs that...
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    Diet for a kung fu fighter

    KFC is having a sale right now.. Not to be missed...entire family size bucket with 3 sides and biscuits is only 20 bucks.

    Why do black guys usually win in boxing? No...don't be racist..its not...
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    Where you are being institutionalized?

    Where you are being institutionalized?
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