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    I'm 5'7", 135 pounds and I just started training,...

    I'm 5'7", 135 pounds and I just started training, so I'm still trying to discover what would be my advantage in a fight. I suppose I should get into shape a little more before I delve into it any...
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    The sequel contains one of the most spectacular...

    The sequel contains one of the most spectacular fights ever recorded on film.

    Not as much action as the original, but most of the fights are much better.

    Plus Ken Lo at the end is a very...
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    2 out of 10. The One was horrible. Kiss of...

    2 out of 10. The One was horrible.

    Kiss of the Dragon was only slightly better. I would have loved to see the fights, but the horrible camera work didn't allow me to.
  4. That wasn't Zhang Ziyi...... that was some crappy...

    That wasn't Zhang Ziyi...... that was some crappy HK pop music star named Cecilia Cheung, I believe... but it wasnt Zhang.
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    Wow I was really really surprised at the cost and...

    Wow I was really really surprised at the cost and schedule thing. Shifu wants everyone to come in as often as possible, and at the least 3 days a week.

    Charging extra for teaching weapons? It's...
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    I'm with you.

    I'm with you.
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    blah blahblah blah F.UCKING blah Every time...

    blah blahblah blah F.UCKING blah


    Every time I come on this board it's always "OMG STRIKERS VS. GRAPPLARS!@!@#! IAM TEH BEST I WIL TAEK YOU DOWN WITH TEH ARMBAR AND A FLYING NUTSAC!@@111 ...
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    Sure. I mean you can choose not to teach...

    Sure. I mean you can choose not to teach whomever you want, as long as you can part with the money.
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    Funny. I just noticed his post count, too. ...

    Funny. I just noticed his post count, too.


    He must post whenever he stops touching his pee pee while thinking about how much he hates people with any real sense of information about the subject.
  10. Thread: Fruads

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    Anyone who tells you that no one spars in kung fu...

    Anyone who tells you that no one spars in kung fu is feeding you a lot of horse s.hit.
  11. Thread: Cung Le

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    ShaolinDynasty....... yeah I was just about to...

    ShaolinDynasty....... yeah I was just about to mention Shawn Liu... he's got pictures of Cung Le all over his school.



    RALEK IS HAEVING A TKD ORGASM OMG SO HOT U'LL CUM YER PANTS
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    HuangKaiVun, sounds like a Jackie Chan movie! ...

    HuangKaiVun, sounds like a Jackie Chan movie! OMG HIT HIM WITH THE LADDER.
  13. BUMP Will anyone be attending any of these? ...

    BUMP


    Will anyone be attending any of these? Just curious.........
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    GLW, just curious.... do you vote on the...

    GLW, just curious.... do you vote on the Libertarian ticket?

    :D
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    Ok, this thread is starting to degrade into...

    Ok, this thread is starting to degrade into another argument.

    Here is a kitten:

    http://server27.hypermart.net/zapfdingbat/angry_kitten.jpg
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    Yeah what the hell is with Juko-Kai? I've never...

    Yeah what the hell is with Juko-Kai? I've never heard of it until now. All I saw is a bunch of weirdos standing around kicking each other in the cajones, and not really working on anything...
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    Plus, we got a peek at some REAL ULTIMATE POWER...

    Plus, we got a peek at some REAL ULTIMATE POWER with that weird, slow-ass choreographed ninja attack from the bushes.

    TOTALLY SWEET
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    Yeah I thought it was pretty good, giving the...

    Yeah I thought it was pretty good, giving the histories and extremely general aspects of the arts. It was definitely for mainstream audiences.

    But then again.... what the **** was with the...
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    Question from a new student

    I just started training in January, studying under Shawn Liu Xiangyang here in Alabama. I'm having a great time and I'm in constant pain at the same time, but I was a little curious about...
  20. Oh, and you said you don't want to worry about...

    Oh, and you said you don't want to worry about looking good... well I hate to tell you, but that's all Wushu is! It's a performance art. That's why so many kung fu movie stars have trained most of...
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    Bah. Clearly you are all jealous because he...

    Bah. Clearly you are all jealous because he flips out HARD in his demo video.
  22. Aheyne, you have to be willing to look around, no...

    Aheyne, you have to be willing to look around, no matter how barren your location may be. Hell, I live on the gulf coast of Alabama, but I found a little gem of a place here run by a somewhat well...
  23. Thread: Sparring

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    Just would like to know, as a beginner.... on...

    Just would like to know, as a beginner.... on average, how far into training do most people begin to spar? I'm curious because I've only been receiving real training for about 3 months now.
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    I meant action in general... note the "Not just...

    I meant action in general... note the "Not just MA fights" part.....
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    I definitely agree about the movies! I'm a HUGE...

    I definitely agree about the movies! I'm a HUGE kung fu movie fan, and it sickens me that all people in the US know about the genre is The Matrix, Crouching Tiger, and Kung Pow. The Matrix, while a...
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