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The gym I box at sometimes has "VITALIKY IS PERSONALIKY" on a big sign on the wall. That is more than just words to me, my friend.

I am a BJJ player. We are all startlingly good-looking. Like Wallid.

Martial arts have made me devastatingly handsome.

I'm assuming the guys smoking are the karate guys.

KIDDING! I kid because I love.

Edited for sperling and grammer.

lol @ the idea that martial artists have an image as "thugs" that we should counteract... man, most people think of martial artists as doofy, hair farming, D&D playing kata weenies.

Holy crap, I just figured out how to masturbate with my elbows. Gotta go.

I'll have you know I'm a criminal-loving pansy *socialist.*

I'm also a member of the UG, so don't forget that my knuckles drag the ground so bad I can masturbate with my elbows.

No, I meant having them for dinner. They take forever to cook.

Seriously, yeah, pretty much all of my child-rearing impulses are redirected at the ferrets. They are spoiled stupid. Except for...

Mine would involve using perkygoth girls. It would probably also involve fighting of some sort.

I don't really care if my instructor has kids or not, as long as he keeps them the hell away from me.

Luckily, my wife likes boxing and hates children, so there isn't any real conflict with me...

No worries, man. Just understand that where martial arts served the needs of your psyche in one way, they serve other people's needs in different ways.

Luckily, we don't have to agree. :)

"Jack's in his corset, Janey's in her vest, Lou's hawking scooters and American Express."

Style points if you can name the band that sang *that* lyric. :)

Next thing you know, some jerks will co-opt the word "gay." :(

Willow Sword does bring up a good point about the nature of the venues. I'm assuming you've been in/seen the crowds at mixed martial arts competitions (or boxing, for that matter). You have to...

You know what else is really good? Peanut butter and Tabasco sauce sandwiches. Seriously.

Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches = good times.

I used to eat grilled peanut butter and Peeps sandwiches... they'd get all gooey and stuff. Awesome.

We are truly the ****ed, who walk between two worlds

Most people on both forums are fine folks. No need to get all dippy and sectarian, jeez.

Could a good grappler train another grappler so well that he himself couldn't take him down?

Get well soon, Ryu.

It has some cute girls, and lots of angsty soap-opera style high melodrama. If I could change anything about it, it would be all the high fancy kicks in the fight sequences.

Wait, that's not my...

I said it before, and I'll say it again. Martial arts forums are too weird. :(

I don't enjoy getting "philosophy" in martial arts settings because it often consists of inaccurate parroting of Asian belief systems. I'm reasonably sure that the teachers are getting something...

Some guy a couple years ago auctioned off a beating. If you won, he claimed he would contact you, verify your identity, arrange travel costs and waivers, and show up at some unspecified date at your...

Within your school/art, how comparable are the skill levels of folks within a given belt level? Say you have several blue belts (or red, or green, or whatever)... can they be expected to fight about...

During the breaking championships, just as this fella with both an amazing mullet *and* the molester mustache came roaring out at the boards like Clobbersaurus Rex, my wife goes "look at that banner!...