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http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/fortune-cookie.png

Really?

http://blog.3four3.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fortune-cookie.jpeg

Don't resist.
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http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/bad-fortune-cookie-5.jpg

Not sure if this comes in a set with the previous fortune. Context is everything.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-07KCLkO9vSE/T4bqVPxK-GI/AAAAAAAAaxw/eNKAZ1CaNvo/s1600/473%236rectal.jpg

http://stimpy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pole.jpg

I'm beginning to suspect that MKUltra is writing your fortune cookies.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/fcookie5.jpg

It's important to Gene that ninjas may not have poisoned his cookie.