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This is so horrible. I've been stretched this way at Shaolin. It sucks. But the monks always knew how far to push. This dance coach is an *******.

I've had Shaolin monks force me into splits (or at least as close as my rigid hips would let them). Hurts like hell. You're so vulnerable. But if they know how to do it right, you can really make...

I approve of this splits selfie trend, even though it's yet another thing that befuddles me about China (pretty soon, I'm gonna split off Chinese selfie trends from the I will never understand China .

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