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hi my name is lebaufist and i am incapable of understanding facetiousness

It's kind of like the "Cool Kids" club of Martial Arts forums whereas KFM is like a back room at a Chinese grocery store with a handful of old dudes playing Xiangqi.

Drake's only giving me a pass on the military credentials issue; I'm sure he think's I'm a complete dbag with regards to my website's operations, political opinions, and choice of alcoholic beverage...

Thanks for the advice.

For the record, I don't take anything on the Internet (especially KFM) even remotely personally.

I'm the only Neal Fletcher in the entire US Army.

https://www.us.army.mil/suite/user/neal.fletcher

If you can log in to AKO, you can see that page.

You're an idiot.

http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/intelligence-and-combat-support/commissioned-officer-candidate.html

Yes, I am an 09S, you can look me up by my name on AKO and it says it right there in the MOS slot. OCS Class 50 MOARNG.

Second, I was a civilian in 2002. So my choice of attire for a MMA seminar...

I'm sorry nuance is lost on you. My fight record isn't any more relevant to my judging credentials than is Cecil Peoples.

I've judged, easily 500+ fights for various organizations including M-1,...

But seriously, who is Drake?

Is he this guy:

http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/upload/yuiupload/142102278.jpg

Or this guy:
...

Ask Cecil Peoples.

I have significantly more MMA experience than Cecil Peoples.

"Tourneys"? I strongly suspect you have no idea what you're talking about.

You do realize that 99% of MMA events haven't been in a tournament format since the mid 90's, right?

You're just Captain Stupid-Assumption, aren't you?

I wore a PT shirt to a MMA seminar in 2002. The picture was of me and Robert Ferguson; who was kind of a ѕhitty fighter that the other admins on...

Uhh... that image is from when I registered on this forum back in 2002, from a seminar in August of the same year. I was active duty Army for 7 years and am in the National Guard now; I wore pretty...

The only person stating or implying their supposed greatness/importance is this "Drake" character.

I'm just a humble guy who happens to be laughing at a bunch of cranky old white guys who wish...

Oh reeeaaally. Your important job is allowing you to respond to an April Fool's discussion in the middle of the day instead of, you know, being important enough that you should be focusing on it...

Who are you, and why should we care?

Does "wai jia" mean "sandy vagina" in Putonghua or something? Because seriously, this forum is filled with some cranky, old white guys like a beach is filled with sand.

I think I'm good...

http://www.bullshido.net/images/phrost-rupture-shirt2.jpg

Including Heinlein was my idea to add even more plausibility to the story, considering I genuinely like that speech of his and have referenced it a few times in political discussion.

As far as...

No, Anthony created a mess to show how, as we've put it several times, fuсking retarded, gullible, and detached from reality some of you are.

Posting this on Anthony's behalf.

http://i.imgur.com/C0H0q.jpg

That's almost as funny as the conspiracy theory we're lampooning with this gag.

Jesus Christ, some of you are fuсking retarded.