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    I can break a coconut with one shot using a hammer.

    I can break a coconut with one shot using a hammer.

    I learned this trick on my honeymoon.

    A coconut has a face. Look for three dots on them the next time you go shopping.

    Two eyes and a...
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    Hahaha

    I paid $600 for my bb (and trained for 5 years). I was ****ed when realized i could have bought it for around $15 at the local MA store.

    Never got my certificate tho. Maybe i should buy this one...
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    The Trilogy...

    I read the Torah, Bible and Koran.

    Very scary.
  4. Thread: One touch KOs

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    Thanks...

    i enjoyed those.

    I've been to a semiar like this in NY and thougth it was great.
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    it's true...

    I saw Van Dam do this in a movie once...break the bottom brick that is.

    Sometimes I believe in chi sometimes i dont. lately i believe chi is really when an excellent martial artist performs a...
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    I just get 2 dead links and one that doesnt look interesting

    My TKD black belt cost $600.

    Happy holiday!
    Godzilla
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    cant see it...

    i only get audio and no images. How can i see the images?
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    Hi,

    I know someone who married a girl he met online…she was from China…he brought her into Canada and from there the U.S. They got married about one month later! Shortly after the wedding he lost his job...
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    ****ing discussion...

    >>>Tiger balm and flatulence
    >>>You got to check out the discussion we had on this in our TCM forum - http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/for...p?threadid=8594

    I was proud to have participated in...
  10. Thread: "Mcdojo.com"

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    RD said...

    >>That fighter was a moron. FIRST, he should have at least TRIED to step back, sprawl or something to avoid the takedown, Instead he leaned forward and literally fell into his arms.

    >>THEN, wile...
  11. I am reading the Koran (on page 85). Sometimes I...

    I am reading the Koran (on page 85). Sometimes I feel like an infidel.

    Godzilla
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    The burglar deserved to be stabbed.

    But maybe not 35 times.

    Overall, understanding that the stabber was scared and protecting his family (I have a family of my own and certainly would try to protect them from a criminal in my home)...
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    More of my MA misshaps...

    >>>RD: i think he KNOWS he blew it Still, props for having such single minded MA focus and doing the wrist lock

    Thanks David! (hahaha)

    >>>Kung Fu is my mistress. (hahaha)

    Mine too!

    ...
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    The girls dig me. Thanks for asking.

    Everyone at the office knows I am a Karate man because whenever I take a dump I bring along the latest Black Belt Magazine.

    Once I posted about the sexiest woman at work asking about my ‘Karate’....
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    Hey, I had a similar thing happen to me.

    During college I dated a girl for about 3 years too (a hot looking MTV dancer – no lie!). After 3 long years of sexual bliss (I was in every one of her orifices many times over – no lie!) she told me...
  16. Thread: Back aches

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    Your ass...

    Sorry to hear that you hurt your back Ryu. But imagine if you will an operation to ease the pain of a hemorrhoid the size of a large grape. When that sucker is sliced open you realize just how much...
  17. “You get a blackbelt in every Happy Meal at McDojo's.” Great quote!

    I love watching that video. I think the street guy won!

    Unfortunately you fight like you train. The TKD guy missed all the kicks to the head – purposely, because that’s how he trains. Imagine if...
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    A tickle kick!

    >>>Hmm is it me or does the tkd guy has his side kick on his ribs although he is being hit in the groin. If it was someone with good power it could have fractured a rib or two.

    It looks like he is...
  19. Thanks for the input.

    Thank you greendragon. Your post is truly appreciated.

    Godzilla
  20. OT: Medical question regarding my friend’s child.

    My friend’s child is just past 2 years old and has some problems. The doctors here in NY are examining him every few weeks and continue to say there is nothing wrong with him. But we all believe the...
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    >>>either buy better quality incense like morning...

    >>>either buy better quality incense like morning star sandalwood or don't sit so close to it.

    Thanks everyone for responding. I am using Morning Star Sandalwood. I think i was sitting too close -...
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    burning incense

    Can burning incense spoil your health? As a casual user burning 15 to 30 minutes of sandalwood every now and then, I find the aroma soothing but somewhat smoky. If it bothers me I suppose I should...
  23. Thread: Ot: Nyc

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    Food...

    http://www.jetsetting.net/article.php?sid=16

    Tao Restaurant - see review, has excellent seared tuna!

    If you are in the area it will be worth checking out if you have lots of money in your...
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    This thread is turning me on...

    This reminds me when Rocky's coach told him "No women before the big fight." Perhaps coach knows best?

    Godzilla
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    Very cool!

    Good luck on your exams!

    Godzilla
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