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I'm planning to start sparring with rubber knives that have lipstick on the blade. I also would like to start sparring with kali sticks...I have 'em, but just kinda neglected them.

My first day off in a while...time for a wake-n-bake...:D

[Aesop Rock]
The water ain't safe, the land's made of water
I hug a half empty glass my dignity's trying to corner
I'm trying to see the future in a tea cup and a saucer
But I rather be drinking...

I knew the permanancy would drift...
And I knew the Ph Balance wasn't right...
And I knew the night would cresent...
LSD flash the message...

Top o' the Mornin' ORA


Man, I started today early...gonna cook me some breakfast.

sounds like your dating a bloodcat* (*TheBrakShow). My wimmins know not to cross me because I have an army of mullet-rocking lesbians dressed in flanel...:D

Have you tried cooking her some dinner? Then serving it fireside while al green plays?

back in middle school, I was wigger supreme. I used to get angry when people called me white.

...trained in the art of beaver squeezing...

[El Producto]
Do you know who you are..
Do you know who you are ****ing with?
Do you know the access to weapons money and power
that we have? We will ****ing kill you!

I'm the ugliest version...

Wow...How unimpressive. I'll tell you, talkin' **** won't get you clout around here, son. If you really want people to respect your oppinion, make some good points. Don't just flap your gums about...

"If god had zebra eyes, he'd see in black and white" -Me

"Jesus fishing? you mean throw in a line, pull out a jesus. Throw in a net, pull out a buch of jesuses. Then the next thing you know,...

Here's a good question: How long will CNN have 24 hour coverage of Saddam Hussein Captured? I say a week or two. Maybe up to a year considering this is our biggest Military victory since WWII.

That looks like South Padre Island, Tx. That **** needs a serious attitude adjustment. Its people like that who make me want to swerve and kill skaters while they are young so they don't grow up to...

Saddam captured...interesting news to awake to.

Man, I saw this girl at the bar today...and all I can say is ****! This girl made me want to sing Al Green to her. Needless to say, I'm going to frequent that bar untill I leave with ol'girls digits.

Don't get me wrong, Chase. I love all sorts of aspects of summer (mainly the bikini's:D ) But you gotta love a snow bunny.

my fav travel destinations are:
1.Pearl City, HI
2.Carmel, CA...

All we need now is genie pants then we can all do the Chinese Typewriter.

PUNK'D

My Highschool World History teacher was all about England (even though he wasn't English) and had a serious hate for French...always called them "Stuck up Frogs" and made fun of how they just toss...

Crazy Horse was an Indian...maybe he trained under that indian cat who knows kempo.

Your joining the Swedish Army, Kris?

What do they teach the troops?

...cock monger....

assbites...

****birds...