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    Dear Readers: After much research, the name of...

    Dear Readers:

    After much research, the name of the writer of this text can now be revealed.


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  2. The appropriate name for this style of martial...

    The appropriate name for this style of martial art is "Ring Chun".

    Respectfully,

    DMS
  3. Dear Readers: So much for the supposition that...

    Dear Readers:

    So much for the supposition that Monks are second rate Wushu performers. However, it appears that there may be some validity to the possibilty that the inverse is true.
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    Dear Faithful Readers: The "Shao-Lin Death...

    Dear Faithful Readers:

    The "Shao-Lin Death Kick"? I like it. Where do I sign up?

    Sincerely,

    dimmakseminar
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    Dear Mr. Blacktiger: The answer you seek will...

    Dear Mr. Blacktiger:

    The answer you seek will be provided by ninja. ninja trained at Shao-Lin, with Monks, and also mastered many Liu He Man techniques on the path to enlightenment.

    Sincerely,...
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    Dear Mr. Jack: Please continue to post these...

    Dear Mr. Jack:

    Please continue to post these articles; it is much appreciated. Additionally, does anyone have any books on this subject of which they might recommend?

    Not that I'd need it,...
  7. Dear Esteemed Readers: It appears that they've...

    Dear Esteemed Readers:

    It appears that they've found a shiny new way to preserve Shao-Lin culture. And it sounds as though that people are just dying to get into the exhibit.

    Now pass me some...
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    Sounds suspiciously like a few of the US Shao-Lin...

    Sounds suspiciously like a few of the US Shao-Lin Monks, and it sounds precisely like one of Honda-san's immortal summer picnics, Gene. :)

    Respectfully,

    dimmakseminar
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    Monk Fight!!!

    Dear Readers:

    Apparently there are some Monks in Thailand that are in need of the Shao-Lin.

    Monk Fight in Thailand

    Regards,

    dimmakseminar
  10. Dear mortal: When referring to the word "Gay",...

    Dear mortal:

    When referring to the word "Gay", are you defining it as "with h.omosexual tendencies" or as "with happy tendencies". I'm certain that many readers would like to know so as to avoid...
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    Dear Mr. ninja! As it was explained to me, it...

    Dear Mr. ninja!

    As it was explained to me, it was Mark Dacascos, and he learned the techniques from Jet Li on the set of "Cradle 2 the Grave" in combination with some of Grados' techniques on the...
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    Dear Mr. Mortal: That was in fact me. ...

    Dear Mr. Mortal:

    That was in fact me. However, I was eating a pretzel, not being twisted in to one. You must certainly know that I cannot be chin na'ed.

    Mr. ninja!

    Whom is this Grados of...
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    Dear Mr. ninja! Indeed a joke of the cruelest...

    Dear Mr. ninja!

    Indeed a joke of the cruelest variety was bestowed upon me by Honda-san. It appears that whilst attempting to contact you via the double-secret telepathy system, my mind was...
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    Dear Mr. ninja! In my well documented quest to...

    Dear Mr. ninja!

    In my well documented quest to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion, I traversed many paths and encountered many wayward souls. I have enjoyed your posts and it is good to see...
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    Dear Mr. MeatShake Plausible Denial is the key...

    Dear Mr. MeatShake

    Plausible Denial is the key operative phrase here.


    Sincerely,

    dimmakseminar
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    Dear Just a Guy: After viewing the website and...

    Dear Just a Guy:

    After viewing the website and reviewing the information concerning Shao-Lin's effort to trademark being commercially driven, I was hoping that I might ask you to send me a copy of...
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    Dear Readers: That is an excellent video...

    Dear Readers:

    That is an excellent video indeed. Thank you, Honda-san, for first tuning me into it. The TKD Master mounts a valiant insurrection, but Shi Xing Hong clearly defeats it with his...
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    Dear Mr. GeneChing:

    Nay, I will not quote you in my signature. However, your quote above has given me an exquisite mental image of the "Got qi?" girl. You have just made my day, sir, and for that...
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    Dear Mr. GeneChing: The facts have been sent....

    Dear Mr. GeneChing:

    The facts have been sent. Please let me know that they have been received. Perhaps you can use them in a future feature story. Additionally, as you can see by my lack of a...
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    Dear Mr. Blooming Lotus: Regarding Shi Guolin,...

    Dear Mr. Blooming Lotus:

    Regarding Shi Guolin, Mr. GeneChing knows of what I speak.

    Sincerely,

    dimmakseminar
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    Dear Mr. GeneChing: It was a pleasure meeting...

    Dear Mr. GeneChing:

    It was a pleasure meeting you this weekend and sharing the many stories you have to tell about Shao-Lin. I hope that you found some of my discussion enlightening, as well. I...
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    Captain Kirk: We've been hijacked, Scotty. ...

    Captain Kirk: We've been hijacked, Scotty.

    Scotty: Aye.


    That is all.


    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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    Dear Mr. Vash-san: My comprade, amigo,...

    Dear Mr. Vash-san:

    My comprade, amigo, comrade, kaonajimi, and brother-in-arms! Congratulations (or my condolences) on your promotion to Message Board Moderator. There is no greater feeling in...
  24. Danzig shows us how effective JKD is in a street fight

    Dear Fellow Combat Enthusiasts:

    Glen Danzig, of the eponymously named band, and teacher of Jeet Kune Do, recently had an opportunity to show us all how effective the fighting system is in a real...
  25. Dear Mr. Shao Lin Long: Why must you think I...

    Dear Mr. Shao Lin Long:

    Why must you think I have some alternate identity? To quote Marshal Mathers - "I am whoever I says I am". And, did I call you an idiot for your absurd hypothesis? I did...
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