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    Attn: KC Elbows

    What is 6 Elbows?
    Justice, swift & raw. US Constitutional absolutism, a return to the American Dream based on the 10 Commandments, The Golden Rule, US Constitution & Bill of Rights, zero tolerance for bloodsuckers, criminals and evil.. Peace through superior firepower & tactical might, zero free rides, only the truly needy get jack****, Don't Tread on Me & Remember the Alamo muther****er

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    Not long ago
    In the dynasty of Ching
    Ng Wing Cho learned a wondrous thing
    For he'd healed the uncle of the emporor they say
    with a brew made from bile and some strange tangerine.

    Now the uncle said "Cho, what is your price?"
    And Cho, don't you know,
    chose to protect his life.
    So the emporer's uncle brought his bodyguard over
    and said "Ng Wing Cho, you crazy old rover
    my guard will show
    and you will see
    and you will know
    the fists of Mi
    Chuan!"

    Ng Wing Cho was a serious student
    and never once did he appear impudent
    and he learned mi chuan,
    the four hands and the six elbows
    and other things liked
    by like-minded fellows
    and eventually he mastered the system, you see,
    and to all his children he called it
    Tai Hui.

    Now his son learned,
    and his son's son past him,
    but the love of one son for tai hui grew dim,
    so his father, the kung fu man Ng Shui Bor
    Listened to some kids who wanted to learn even more
    and taught them each,
    and so the reach
    of tai hui
    you see,
    extended past his family!

    One of those boys, his name Kong Chi Wah
    learned all his lessons
    and saw all he saw
    and later he taught a man, Chun Man Sit
    whose sticky hands soon were as fierce
    as a hungry old tiger in a pit
    and his fingers could pierce
    through any old guard
    and he came to America
    and sent Chi Wah a card
    and taught Mikey Rayas
    and then, you can see,
    that that Mikey Rayas
    is who teaches me.

    Its internal
    close range
    and very compact.
    Its elbows
    and power
    are great for attack.
    Its hsing yi for power
    its pa kua for speed
    and if you like throwing
    its smashing indeed!

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    I hope your saving these for a short book KC.
    strike!

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    KC, what's Pancreatic Cancer?

    JWT
    If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

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    JWT, mark what one man said
    "Woe to the man who hijacks Badger's thread!"

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    OK, I will say something
    make of it what you will
    cancer of the pancreas
    is no real thrill
    but cancer of the colon
    not that you asked
    but that is the cancer
    that's a pain in the ass
    No six elbows man wants it
    so to keep myself OK
    I eat three bowls of shredded wheat
    and prunes so pureed.

    But back to six elbows,
    we love to foot trap,
    then topple our opponent
    with our upper body mack
    there's twisting power and shaking
    there's open hand and fists
    there's more throws than chin na:
    and chi sau
    and how
    its so hard to resist.

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    heeey.. I liked that one
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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