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Thread: Keanu the new Billy Jack!

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    Keanu the new Billy Jack!



    ???????????????????????????????

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    Is that a new value meal at Jack-In-the-Box?
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

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    could your post be more mysterious?

    perhaps a source would help.

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    pork, the other white meat!


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    Pat Robertson, the new A$$hole of the Month.
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    I'm looking for a site. I got this from a reliable source: "Billy Jack remake starring Keanu Reeves". If I'm wrong I will commit ritual suicide. Maybe the story got jumbled and its just a new fish sandwich at Jack in The Box, I JUST DONT KNOW!

    More soon.
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    ewallace, just another gwilo having a bad day and wondering what the **** is the point of this thread.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    The proof is in the pudding...

    http://movies.go.com/news/2002/3/reevespic030502.html

    This should be a REAL block buster!!

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    Maybe John C Kim can do a 'demonstration' at the premier that 'no one will understand'.
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    Good Job K.F.You

    Just wanted to prepare ya'll for the now unavoidable thread:

    "Who would win in a fight, Keanu Reeves or..."

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    "Billy Jack remake starring Keanu Reeves"

    Are y'all familiar with the plot of "The Producers"? Conmen set up the world's worst play starring the world's worst actor so they can open and close on the same night and bilk all the investors. Plan backfires and instead of a monumental flop the play becomes a smash comedy hit. I say we all invest in the Billy Jack remake
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    AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!! Not keanu!

  13. I completely agree with tsunami.
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    You bogus rednecks better leave these little Indian dudes alone.
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    JasBourne,
    Good call hoss. It will no doubt be a cult smash despite Keanu. Can we say Rocky Horror?

    So if they had a row, who would win? Keanu or Bruce Lee?

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