No need to travel to Shaolin!

[HungLo]

When you can train with Monk Shindo! True, he's not Chinese (or Asian at all, for that matter) yet he studied for 2 WHOLE YEARS!!!!as a Shaolin monk in an underground Shaolin Temple in Asia. Surely he must be well trained in all the forms and weapon sets of Shaolin, right??? After all, "Shindo is listed as a recognized Kung Fu master in international Kung Fu Magazine" so he must be legit!



http://www.terriblemonk.org/

[joedoe]

Cool. So you can now go to Shaolin, buy some uniforms, get a few pictures taken in some poses and claim to be a monk - after only a 2 year apprenticeship! I'm booking my tickets now.

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[old jong]

You just need to buy some good shaolin tapes and learn some forms or at least some moves that might look like shaolin. If you are a good imitator or comedian,you could fool a lot of people!
The way to know if the guy is a fake is: Can he pull a truck with his scrotum?...If he can or if he can at least prevent a cesna from taking off with his teeth, he's legit!
Oh!...I forget!...He has also to be able to levitate and walk on wet toilet paper without leaving any tracks behind.

[mantis108]

The ultimate Shaolin secrets on video - Shaolin: the wheel of life. Only CDN $9.99 + GST (that's like a dollar USD lol...)

That's the best Wushu on sale ... wait or is that Peking opera? Don't know no more and frankly don't care. Just give me the darn money.

Mantis108

[Stacey]

Another Shi Yan Ming. Shi Yan Ming is better by having more years, but its all the same kind of crap you'd learn if you did go to shaolin.

[kungfu cowboy]

That dude looks like a Shaolin fighting nerd.

[red_fists]

The Tai Chi looks interesting as well.

[kungfu cowboy]

Ahh, the infamous crouching water cooler technique !

[Royal Dragon]

"Another Shi Yan Ming. Shi Yan Ming is better by having more years, but its all the same kind of crap you'd learn if you did go to shaolin."

Reply]
I thought they had some of the best traditional Kung Fu and modern Wu Shu around. Why do people diss them?

[sticky fingers]

and he went to KOREA to become a SHAOLIN monk????

and I've visited the Great Wall of Japan

[Shaolindynasty]

"terrible monk" says it all. I saw this dill hole advertise in inside kungfu

[Royal Dragon]

Eh, he's got a better Jump Side Kick than John C Kim at least.

[The Willow Sword]

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[norther practitioner]

Ching Chong Fist
anyone.....