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  1. 04-25-2002, 03:39 PM #1
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    a conversation with wushu chik -- OT

    wushu chick and i were having a conversation this afternoon and she came up with a wonderful idea -- one that we're going to run with. we're both kinda irritated kung-fu wise, so this was just perfect for us.

    Wushu Chik 98: thinking of starting my own style
    rubthebuddhas: ?
    Wushu Chik 98: Capo Fu Do
    Wushu Chik 98: HA HA HA
    rubthebuddhas: wuh?
    rubthebuddhas: you're a *******
    rubthebuddhas: :-)
    rubthebuddhas: but i loves ya
    Wushu Chik 98: Capoeira...Kung Fu...Tae Kwon Do
    Wushu Chik 98: i think i will make millions
    rubthebuddhas: i got it
    rubthebuddhas: silly wen
    Wushu Chik 98: lol
    rubthebuddhas: it'll be acrobatic like capoeira, graceful like kung fu and it won't be worth **** in self defense -- like tae kwon do!
    Wushu Chik 98: that's RIGHT
    rubthebuddhas: :-)
    Wushu Chik 98: great selling point
    rubthebuddhas: hehe
    Wushu Chik 98: wanna be my partner?
    Wushu Chik 98: lol
    rubthebuddhas: sure
    rubthebuddhas: i'll develop the tkd side
    rubthebuddhas: ;-)
    Wushu Chik 98: KEWL
    Wushu Chik 98: lol
    rubthebuddhas: PLUS
    rubthebuddhas: we should get PJO to do our marketing :-D
    Wushu Chik 98: THAT would ROCK

    just wanted to share that with you folks. have a great day.

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  2. 04-25-2002, 03:50 PM #2
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    Capofudo ™

    Here's what we have figured so far. What does everyone else think....

    Wushu Chik 98: what kind of uniforms should we have?
    rubthebuddhas: cherry red pants and yellow tops for the instructors
    Wushu Chik 98: ok, and students?
    rubthebuddhas: baby blue pants and lima-bean green tops for the senior students
    rubthebuddhas: lavendar pants and a white top for the junior students
    rubthebuddhas: and all special classes require their own uniforms, too
    rubthebuddhas: weapons classes require you to wear all black, even face paint and nail polish
    Wushu Chik 98: OHHHH, don't forget private lessons are $250.00 a half hour
    rubthebuddhas: yup
    rubthebuddhas: and that's with your senior student discount that you have to pay $500 to get
    Wushu Chik 98: what kinds of weapons...or should we make those up too....do the wwf weapons...like chairs and tables
    rubthebuddhas: yup
    rubthebuddhas: AND
    rubthebuddhas: camouflage uniforms for all weapons classes

    We are working on the belts now!
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    Here's what we have figured for the belts~!

    rubthebuddhas: belts will go in this order:
    Wushu Chik 98: ok
    Wushu Chik 98: go backwards...white belt teacher??
    Wushu Chik 98: LOL
    rubthebuddhas: white > yellow > tan > pea-soup green > camouflage > turquoise > royal blue > navy blue > mauve > magenta > crimson > black
    Wushu Chik 98: I LOVE IT
    rubthebuddhas: yup
    Wushu Chik 98: I think we have a winner!!
    rubthebuddhas: me too
    The greatest thing about me is that I know that I am the ONLY one that knows the truth about all! Damo lives within me, and me ONLY - for there is nobody that knows the truth more - so stick that in your pipe and smoke it sparky's!!!
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    cap fu do

    Say blood, I hearin capfudo n thinkin you's gonna be talkin bout shootin foos! Cap dey azzes! Word! Seriously, though..I'll be your Texas rep, love the outfits!
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    Here are our other weapons...

    rubthebuddhas: other weapons we teach:
    1. keyboard -- for those office jockeys who get attacked while programming.
    2. ninja throwing remote -- for when you get attacked in your living room while watching USA Up All Night
    3. bumper -- for when you get attacked in a parking lot, you can rip the barely attached bumper off your 1976 pinto. this also works for dragging mufflers.
    4. belt -- similar to a whip, you can use this because we all know **** well you can't fit it around your enormous waist anyway.
    5. arby's breath -- for when you get attacked at your local fast food restaurant, you will learn how to defeat opponents with a single waft of your digestive vapors.
    The greatest thing about me is that I know that I am the ONLY one that knows the truth about all! Damo lives within me, and me ONLY - for there is nobody that knows the truth more - so stick that in your pipe and smoke it sparky's!!!
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    rubthebuddhas: now the best part:
    rubthebuddhas: titles
    rubthebuddhas: :-)
    Wushu Chik 98: go for it david
    Wushu Chik 98: you are MUCH better at this than me
    rubthebuddhas: okay
    rubthebuddhas: our informal titles will be sensifu
    Wushu Chik 98: something to take your mind off the boringness of the day
    Wushu Chik 98: SENSIFu
    Wushu Chik 98: love it
    rubthebuddhas: and our formal titles:
    Wushu Chik 98: ok
    rubthebuddhas: wendy will be known as Her Holiness, The Almighty Shih Ton Mi (say it fast)
    Wushu Chik 98: LOL
    rubthebuddhas: david will be known as His Holiness, The Benevolent Wun Hung Lo
    rubthebuddhas: will this work?
    Wushu Chik 98: THIS ROCKS
    rubthebuddhas: Wufu Paul, our senior Texas student, will be SenSihing, His Eminence, Mai Bal Sich
    Wushu Chik 98: LOL
    Wushu Chik 98: great idea
    rubthebuddhas: thankyew
    rubthebuddhas: <bow>
    Wushu Chik 98: LOL
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    Thumbs up allmighty capofudo

    Woo hoo! Mai Bal Sich! I love it! I love it!
    "I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and you deserve it."-Duncan, "Some Kind of Wonderful"

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    said 'Hey, hows it going?'. So I grabbed his arm and twisted
    it up behind his head and said 'Now whose asking the questions?'" - Jack Handey

    "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."George Bush—South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002
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    Stay tuned for our Forms Names. They should be quite poetic and stylish. I am sure everyone will love them!

    Remember our Moto:

    Capofudo™, it's the only style to know!

    ~Wen~
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    "rubthebuddhas: david will be known as His Holiness, The Benevolent Wun Hung Lo"

    This has been the best line so far.
    All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
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    Talking Capofudo


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    "I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and you deserve it."-Duncan, "Some Kind of Wonderful"

    "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you!!!" -Grandpa Simpson

    "Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and
    said 'Hey, hows it going?'. So I grabbed his arm and twisted
    it up behind his head and said 'Now whose asking the questions?'" - Jack Handey

    "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."George Bush—South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002
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    Where's Captain Kirk in that film?
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    no idea where kirk was, but i looked right sexy in that film.
    god bless airbrushing.
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  15. 04-30-2002, 10:07 AM #15
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    Talking bloody hilarious

    unless you post HIPHOP or kf topics it aint fitting for the Main Forum haha, i got crazy posts up thier never touched, wc n rtb gets no credits
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