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  1. 04-25-2002, 04:40 PM #1
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    OI! over here...

    ITS jet li's B'DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!


    So if you clicked on this thread and read this YOU MUST POST SOMETHING! EVEN IF ITS ONE WORD, but preferably you should post HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI LIAN JIE!!!


    Got it?

    "its his birthday and ill sing if i want to, sing i want to...... "

    happy birthday jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt.

    i believe he is fourty years of age....perfect for me gotta get rid of the wife though...

    I KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALL BIG FANS OF THE JETSTER BUTTTTT I THINK THAT HE HAS ALSO HELPED BRING MARTIAL ARTS OUT IN THE WORLD THROUGH HIS MOVIES, AND TES THINK BACK TO THE CHINESE ONES AS WELL, SO DONT BE SELFISH AND WISH THIS GREAT MARTIAL ARTIST A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY.

    Tae Li
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    "I understand now that fear is a normal reaction of the Human Body, so why fight it? Accept being afraid, but dont let it hold you back, keep moving forward and the light will shine at the end of the tunnel"
    -Tae Li.
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  2. 04-25-2002, 04:47 PM #2
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    HAPPY B'DAY LI LIAN JIE <--- done on explicit orders from Tae Li

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    HAPPY B'DAY LI LIAN JIE <---
    Tae Li blackmailed me into doing it.



    Now get the geek squat and get him.
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    Hey Tae Li...
    I gave him his Birthday present this morning....4 times....only took about 6 hours!! He loved it!

    ~Wen~
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    jet li

    Hey Tae li! I videotaped Wen and Jet! I'll sell it to ya, cheap!
    "I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and you deserve it."-Duncan, "Some Kind of Wonderful"

    "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you!!!" -Grandpa Simpson

    "Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and
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    it up behind his head and said 'Now whose asking the questions?'" - Jack Handey

    "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."George Bush—South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002
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    hey Wushu...

    My birthday is 28th september.
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"

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    that's blasphemy Wen

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    Talking Tae

    Here's my treat for you, http://www.dfilm.com/mm/mm_route.php?id=487524
    "I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and you deserve it."-Duncan, "Some Kind of Wonderful"

    "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you!!!" -Grandpa Simpson

    "Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and
    said 'Hey, hows it going?'. So I grabbed his arm and twisted
    it up behind his head and said 'Now whose asking the questions?'" - Jack Handey

    "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."George Bush—South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002
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  12. 04-25-2002, 09:51 PM #12
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    you people are terrible!!!!! how can you do this to me??? and to my beloved man?????? LMAO!!!

    CHICKA! you cant have been with him for he was with me....it took you that many hours huh? kinda short of you ask me

    I mean, ive exahusted him, his in my bathtub right now relaxing...oh well.

    want the video? im sellin cheap...actually ill be generous wushu chick, you can work for me and Jet for a few weeks and il THINK about giving you the tape, but be warned, there are explicit x-rated images...they may just, how can I put it? 'they may just kill you chicka.

    dont worry, ill make sure we send flowers. I know im evil, but dont tell me youve been with my man, it aint gonna happen.lol
    we can always SHARE HIM YOU KNOW! What di ya say? the bys are gonna wanna vdieo tape this....we can put it up for auction and split the money! God I love the way I think.

    Thanks for posting, come again.

    Tae Li
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    "I understand now that fear is a normal reaction of the Human Body, so why fight it? Accept being afraid, but dont let it hold you back, keep moving forward and the light will shine at the end of the tunnel"
    -Tae Li.
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    Re: Tae

    Originally posted by wufupaul
    Here's my treat for you, http://www.dfilm.com/mm/mm_route.php?id=487524
    your a legend Wufu, I didnt know whether to cry at the pic of Jet Li or laugh at pic of me.

    Sweet thought though, IL CHERISH THE VIDEO FOR EVER!!!!!

    Tae Li
    The difference lies in you.

    "I understand now that fear is a normal reaction of the Human Body, so why fight it? Accept being afraid, but dont let it hold you back, keep moving forward and the light will shine at the end of the tunnel"
    -Tae Li.
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    Tae.

    You and Wen can't team up on Jet Li.

    A Guy that age needs nourishment not PUNISHMENT.

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  15. 04-25-2002, 10:23 PM #15
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    Tae Li,

    I just talked to Jet, and he's sending me to Australia to umm..

    "collect," his erm uh... "Birthday present." (Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say No More!)

    BTW, what Uni do you attend. I have a friend who is in school somewhere down there...
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