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    Reality fighting I learned from WWF

    WWF has some cool reality fighting ideas.

    Here's a few of them:

    (1) The Sucker punch. How often do we see one lameass mouthing off at another wrestler who then sucker punches him out of the blue?

    (2) Once struck, keep striking. Usually after the sucker punch. As lameass reels backwards wrestler follows up with a barrage of blows, not allowing the other guy to regain his balance or fighting spirit.

    (3) Kick 'em when they're down. And keep kicking them...

    (4) Strike with the whole body weight. Leaping up into the air and landing on someone with your elbow is a good way of doing this. Not so much on the street though...

    (5) Use any available weapons. The folding chair, the tonfa. Once again, not all of these are readily available on the street, but you could certainly replace a tonfa with a stick.

    (6) Take advantage of your environment. Smash opponent's head into turnbuckle/wall/pole/ground...

    (7) WATCH OUT FOR YOUR OPPONENT'S FRIENDS!!! This happens lots in WWF. Old mate wrestler is so busy concentrating on lameass that he gets sconed from behind by lameass's buddies.

    (8) Watch for concealed weapons. William Regal uses the brass knuckles to good advantage...pulls them from his undies (yeck) and *pow* game over.

    (9) Always appear unafraid, no matter how bad things look. People who look like they're pooping their pants tend to get picked more than those who look like they're on day release from the psycho ward. E.g. Undertaker vs Maven.

    (10) If the odds aren't good, RUN! Seen this one happen too.

    Wow, I must be really bored huh?

    And please don't tell me that the WWF isn't real. I'm not going to fall for that old one. I've seen it on TV so it must be real
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    TV's aren't real.

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    KungFu Cowboy

    No, of course it's real, 18 stone men beating the crap out of each other for 15 mins using weapons and no one geting really hurt - it MUST be real...

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    See?, like the old quote says: "You can find truth in the strangest of all places"



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    hmm... most of those do seem realistic but very very cheap.. (dishonourable)

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    Fighting is not about honour - it is about getting out alive.
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    meh, i dunno about u but there are just a few things i won't do...
    kicking someone while their down is one of them (although punching is another story)

    but we all have our morals...

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    Trust me, they would probably kick you while you were down.

    Fighting is not about some fancy concept of honour and gentlemanly behaviour. It is about beating the other person down so that they can't beat you down. Simple as that. It's not a question of morals, it is a question of self preservation.
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    can somebody translate me the Sharknism up there?
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

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    All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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    Originally posted by Sharky
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    oh dear
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    well, the great thing about not kicking people when they are down is the fact that when someone is down... can someone finish this?? The fight is over. as for the rest of the wwf thingy, meh. you forgot that if you can do pushups with your man tits you can use that as a psyce out.
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