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  1. #31
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    Rumbles in tummy
    Is it food that I now seek?
    Time to take a dump

    The excitement mounts
    The climax has been achieved
    That movie was bad

    Punch kick punch kick punch
    My adversary strikes back
    God I suck at this
    cxxx[]:::::::::::>
    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

  2. #32
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    Oconomowoc
    It's a fun word, try saying
    Oconomowoc

    It's in Wisconsin
    It's not as much fun to say
    Wisconsin, is it?
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

  3. #33
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    Show them your tiny wang
    Its like a baby Jesus
    Don't get embarrassed


    I like to eat pie
    not when it falls from the sky
    Catch her in the rye


    Financial puppies
    will not return your brown shoes
    so don't take out loans

    Man this stuff is wierd
    I think I will stop right now
    wait! no, right now... Bye

  4. #34
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    hidden form

    Sifu shares his art
    Body aches so knowledge grows
    The treasure for life

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    I am so smart k?
    I am so 'S' 'M' 'A' 'RT'
    Need conjo right now

    LOL
    haha-....... god Im tired
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

  6. #36
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    hmm

    I look for sheep
    I hear their bleet
    they gather around the same puddle


    a many roomed house
    all the doors are open
    the house keeper is happy


    and just before I sign off:

    I cannot live forever
    how can my legacy remain
    I drink my tea

  7. #37
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    Red face

    kinda depressing, but heres my effort: (i feel better now btw)

    Clouds cover my mind
    Loss of all my direction
    Where is my centre?

    Fear, Insecurity,
    What happened to my Foundation?
    Is all lost? Still Hope...

    Problems pile on top,
    How can i support? Ma bu?
    Don't think it's strong enough...

    Or is it my mind?
    How will i overcome this?
    Where is my Centre?

    Without it, all lost,
    How can i find myself?
    the Dao is all around...

    wow - reading that back is depressing
    david
    Peace is not the product of terror or fear.
    Peace is not the silence of cemeteries.
    Peace is not the silent result of violent repression.
    Peace is the generous, tranquil contribution of all to the good of all.
    Peace is dynamism. Peace is generosity.
    It is right and it is duty.

  8. #38
    I would like to quote some "honku" from the Newspaper:

    You from New Jersey
    honking in front of my house
    in your S.U.V.

    Terrorism is
    a Lincoln Continental
    leaning on the horn.

    Smoking cigarettes
    blasting Hot 97
    futilely honking.

    Oh, forget Enron,
    the problem around here is
    all the **** honking.

    What keeps me from just
    pelting your honking auto
    with rotting garbage?

    We walk happily.
    You honk in snarled traffic.
    Who gets there first? Us!!

    Oh, jeezus Chrysler,
    What's all the ****ed honking Ford?
    Please shut the truck up!

    Peace.

  9. #39
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    That's truly beautiful, Shadowdragon.

    May I suggest you investigate this thread on another site? If you don't post 'em there, I will.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

  10. #40
    CSN.

    Go for it, those are a sample that were in the Newspaper 2 Days ago.

    I think he did a total of 50.

    Peace.

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    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

    Sometime blog on training esp in Japan

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    If you need to use
    Delete key to write Haikus
    You are not Chinese

  13. #43
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    express emotion
    in seventeen syllables:
    extremely diffic

    (after John Cooper Clark)
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

    Sometime blog on training esp in Japan

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    Bigger and stronger
    Mean nothing to that old guy
    Old stumps have deep roots
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
    Homer Simpson.

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