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  1. 05-24-2002, 10:42 PM #1
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    OT: Post your Haiku [Caution: Highly Addictive]

    Just thought I'd start a Haiku thread. Its a simple traditional Japanese form of poetry. The Haiku must consist of three lines, the first one has 5 syllables, the second - 7, and the third line has 5 again. Here is an example of a haiku you might remember from Fight Club:

    worker bees can leave
    even drones can fly away
    the qeen is their slave

    Here is a quick attempt by me:

    Walking through the street
    The men stop to fix their ties
    All we are is dust

    and another:

    Writing this Haiku
    Makes my naughty bits tingle
    I know I am weird


    Post your haiku!!
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  2. 05-24-2002, 11:22 PM #2
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    hehe poetic huh?
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