Grab elbow at sleeve
Step in and thrust hips backward
Osoto gari
The chimpanzee scoops
Something from the ground and aims
Duck! He will throw it!
Moe Larry and Shemp
Strike one another and I
Must laugh nyuck-nyuck-nyuck
Linseed oil and turp
Rags sit in a metal can
Soon they will ignite
I ate the whole pie
With peppers and extra cheese
Ooh, my tummy hurts
Malt barley and hops
Are mixed with water and yeast
Beer is the result
My scanner requires
A SCSI card but my box
Has no proper slot
Any d@mn thing can be
A haiku if you just make
Sure line breaks are right
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
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