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  1. 06-01-2002, 09:31 PM #1
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    The impracticality of chinese kung fu

    The ineffectiveness of chinese kung fu is undeniably obvious chinese kung fu is the biggest load of bull**** i have ever seen no
    it cannot be denied no matter if it is wing chun or pa kua they are all crap if you want to try a real sprot why don't you try
    Bjj that why crappy kung fu practicioners never enter the pride ufc or other mma events becaus they are crap it ineffectiveness can be seen
    the bottom line is ive seen pa kua and wing chun be beaten in the ufc (pa kua and wing chun) with ease chinese kung fu has not adapted to todays needs
    the only real sports out there are bjj boxing and muay thai that all i have to say and if ive ****ed any one off good this will make you realise how ineffective your art actually is.
    Actually i should say that chinese bul**** comes from a long line of tradition you guys try to stimulate combat RAHTER THAN actually do some thing about it like he punches i block like this and like that i bet your you kung fu practicioners and your mum are deceptible to double leg take downs i just take all you suckers to thr\e ground and see how good you crappy kung fu practicioners can do.
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  2. 06-01-2002, 09:32 PM #2
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    so how you doin, raleks cousin

    you do realise there is a ignore feature right? im not puting you in becouse i dont care for people that swim on **** like you but the other peeps sure will. bu-bye.

    should i add "pa kua and wing chun" randomly to my pa kua and wing chun post so pa kua and wing chun that pa kua and wing chun you can pa kua and wing chun understand pa kua and wing chun me pa kua and wing chun better?
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    Yawn...another

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    And I hope you didn't learn spelling and sentance structure from your Sensei, teacher, or whatever you BJJerks call your instructor.

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    Relek must have forgotten his password again.
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    sorry, the most street effective art is ninjitsu. how do i know this? last year in school i had 2 friends who trained MA. one studied ninjitsu. the other one BJJ and muay thai. the nijitsu guy had been studying it for about a year, the BJJ guy beat everyone his age in my state at BJJ, and had been doing kickboxing for about 3 years. and every time these 2 sparred, the ninjitsu guy won.

    so therefore, i conclude that ninjitsu is the best art ever.

    its possible that the ninjitsu guy was just a better natural fighter, but cmon guys, as if the practitioner makes a difference.
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  8. 06-01-2002, 11:24 PM #8
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    hehe trolls are funny. this one seems to think everyone fights for "sprot"
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    Hm, Yes to the original poster i forgot to Mention!

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    lol, giveing a censor on a **** off
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