Ok, I had a wacky question or 2 pop into my head as I woke this morning (gotta stop the late nite snacks!!).
If you go to Church and get holy water, can you make soup out of that and be blessed by eating the soup?
What if you are Italian and have a lot of garlic in your diet? Does that mean Vampires will avoid you?
If your Kung Fu is good, and you die, will you come back as a spirit guard or some sort of guardian angle? Or will they not let you because your Kung Fu actually sucked and that is why you died?
If McCain gets elected Pres, does that mean the 9/11 conspiracies are true? If so, is it actually orchestrated by Aliens from Beta Riticuli?