I've gotten sidetracked by other career considerations. An offer for a sequel to "Tiny Fists of Tai Chi" and "Flippers of Fury" came up. I'll be playing a minor villain, a former student of the Thalidomide Master. We haven't settled on a title yet, but the favorites are "Poison Fetal Flying Guillotine" and "Seal in Penguin's Shadow"
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.