They dont make ninjas like they used to..

**Golden Arms** · 06-14-2002, 08:59 AM

I think this pretty much says it all, next time bring some smoke bombs guys!

http://www.clickondetroit.com/det/ne...13-170627.html

**Water Dragon** · 06-14-2002, 09:02 AM

****** Budokan, we told you you would get in trouble for that one!

**Chang Style Novice** · 06-14-2002, 09:04 AM

True indeed. Ever since the major manufacturers stopped making ninjas with metal timing chains and went to a plastic timing belt they just don't last at all.

And they have a hard time telling Halloween from mid-June.

**Water Dragon** · 06-14-2002, 09:04 AM

Weren't you supposed to flip out and kill people? That would have been totally sweet

**Former castleva** · 06-14-2002, 09:21 AM

Good thing ninja´s are still alive.
One just would not suppose to see them flip out at Michigan.

**BAI HE** · 06-14-2002, 09:28 AM

Guess they'll have to call the
Astral Law offices of Ashida Kim.

**guohuen** · 06-14-2002, 09:43 AM

If you are dressed like a ninja in public I hope you make it very clear that you are putting on a demonstration. I will call you out and if you are up to no good I will hurt you very badly! Last year Robert Tulloch and James Parker of Chelsea Vt. went around one night dressed as ninjas. They knocked on the door of three homes and no-one was home. The fourth home they went to someone was there. They said they were doing an environemental survey and asked if they could come in . The homeowner opened the door and stuck a pistol in their faces and told them to get lost. He noticed they were dressed as ninjas so he tried to call the police but the phones were out. He called from a neighbors house and the police found the phone lines cut and an open grave dug in the back yard. The following week these two went to the home of my friends Half and Suzanna Zantopp and tried the same scam. Half, being an environmentally concerned person open the door to them. They were both murdered with commando knives! IF YOU ARE DRESSED AS A NINJA BE PREPARED FOR ME TO ASK WTF YOU ARE DOING!

**kungfuyou** · 06-14-2002, 10:06 AM

Was this in the newspaper? Do you have a link to the article in a newspaper?

**guohuen** · 06-14-2002, 10:25 AM

Hi Kungfu. I'm not computer savy but the associated press had the first article on their murders and our local paper the Valley News has run many. The part about them being dressed as ninjas and the cut phone line and dug grave probably would not have made the news if our local state representative had not leaked the story to the valley news by writting a letter to the editor. Then the newspaper interviewed the police who admitted it was true. The problem was the local sherif never reported this to the state police so that there is a lot of finger pointing and blaming going on now as to whether these murders could have been prevented. Being Dartmouth professor's, Half and Suzanna's murders were reported to the AP by students before the local paper got the news. It was a zoo. Reporters from all the networks were staying at the inn I worked at so I couldn't even get away from all this for a little while to grieve.

**DelicateSound** · 06-14-2002, 03:54 PM

There's a place called Gaylord!

That's fucking hilarious.

**Dark Knight** · 06-14-2002, 03:59 PM

And people wonder why Ninjutsu holds little legitimacy in the rest of the MA world.

**OdderMensch** · 06-14-2002, 10:14 PM

Ninjutsu holds legitimacy in the MA world?

but this is only the latest nija related crime. I got this from a reference source of a prominent Bejing newspaper. -

http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/di...led_ninja.html

**guohuen** · 06-27-2002, 10:30 AM

www.vnews.com

**Budokan** · 06-27-2002, 04:03 PM

HAHAHAHA!

**HopGar** · 06-27-2002, 04:36 PM

Thats hilarious!!!!

Absolutely classic.

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