The Ultimate Work Out

[NorthernMantis]

In honor of the Ultimate Street Fight I have decided to try out this little thread.Same rules follow and:

1)All excercies and techniques from all styles are allowed.

2)You can move a little off topic to keep the thread interesting.

3)Be as hilarious and as ridiculous as possble.

4)Make shure it doesn't veer off too much from ma's and most of all have fun.

"Always be ready"

"right, that's it!you've insulted me, and you've insulted the shaolin temple!"-Fish of Furry

[NorthernMantis]

One day before I began to practice my 21347812056546 forms I decided to warm up by sitting in a 3 hour horse stance but as I sat into my stance MaestroAble walked in and said...

"Always be ready"

"right, that's it!you've insulted me, and you've insulted the shaolin temple!"-Fish of Furry

[danny from miami]

and said coño brode u must be bored

[DrunkenMonkey]

..."You need to go table top". Then, he bounced into a horse stance, but couldn't go table top. "I must have a pulled muscle" so he started bouncing up and down in the horse stance, then started moaning and said "Wow this is a good workout, I wonder what real sex is like". Then..

"****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous

[Nutt'nhunny]

you must now do panther jumps around the room 10 times and then hold a bow stance 90 degrees for 5 minutes while I stand on your legs. Then in walks...

[Chang Style Novice]

Qimaster, so we began "Plutonium Body" internal training. I stood solidly and exhaled explosively as he detonated a 4.8 megaton yield nuclear device on my sternum, after which...

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[MonkeySlap Too]

I woke from this dumb @ss dream and decided to warm up, when my mom walked in the room with three Mujahadeen with squirtguns and

I am a big beleiver in luck. The more I work, the more luck I have.

[kwokfist]

and I waked up from the same stupid dream and started beating off to warm up my forearm

[DrunkenMonkey]

..and once it was warmed up kwokfist decided to do some interior decorating and squirted his jizz all over his blanket in a nice squiggly pattern. When he was done, he pocketed his tool and then did some wax-on and wax-off on his blankets, and then did forward stance reverse punches

"****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous

[SevenStar]

he then went into the bathroom, assumed a horse stance over the toilet and proceeds to practice his monkey throws turd technique. then...

"You ain't got enough calcium to have a bone to pick wit me,
like a Gracie, I'll choke a ***** out wit his own gi" - Rass Kass