holy question marks batman....I think you're right!
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holy question marks batman....I think you're right!
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
mini me
LOLOriginally posted by Chang Style Novice
I don't know monkey style, but if I did, I'd open the Mojo Jojo Dojo. Then I'd get sued by Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
I can't help it, I'm a Powerpuff Girls fan. At least I have children to use as an excuse to see the movie.
Finding JKD.....
I have no damm idea....
Sekkendo?
Street Judo?
MMA?
JKD newaza?
Ryu
"No judo! NO NO!"
"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."
Attain your highest ability, and continue past it. Emotion becomes movement. Express that which makes you; which guides you. Movement and Mind without hesitation. Physical spirituality...
This is Jeet Kune Do....
Walker of the Winds
Hmmm... what would really draw the students...
Demi-God Martial Arts!
Wong's Magnificent Bug Fu!
The Flipping around and Hitting stuff Academy!
The Shotokan Shaolin Wudang Tae Kwon Do Jute Keen Do Kali Sanda Krav Magna Wing Chun Tai Chi Chuan Qi Gong Jiu Jutsu boxing five animal academy and temple of kung fu and philosophy!
Otherwise known as
TSSWTKDJKDKSKMWCTCCQGJJBFAAATOKFAP!
The Qi Center
American Center for Chinese Fighting Concepts
Chinese Center for American Fighting Concepts
Bum Fu
Kung Mart
Fu Mart
Goddess Kung Fu Center (I would get all the chicks)
Mad Hatters Internment Camp of Physical Perfection
Sacred Lackeys Under Demonic Gabriel Esq
or SLUDGE
And my favorite
The Martial Way! (although Im sure thats taken)
Gabriel
Forge Virtue and Honor in the hot fire of Hard Work
Expectation is the worst emotional disturbance - Yang Jwing Ming
A million different thing
HAppy Monkey BUM FU !!!??? LOL
Registered User
It's an ancient school, with it's roots as old as coined money$$
Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.
For the Women:
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god of war
totally sweet ninja (which are mammals, by the way) school of totally flipping out and cutting off heads
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
Wannabe MMA guy
LOL SevenStar.
You may have some competition from me, however, as I have opened a few schools of my own, including:
The Ultimate Paradox Ninja Academy: How to not give a crap, but also be very careful and precise.
Ninja Killing Academy: How to be a mammal.
School of how to almost kick your mom right in the face. (aka Ninja School of flipping out)
The Anti-Pirate Ninja School
Fighting With the World's Second Biggest Boner (at one point his website just got sick)
Ninja Academy. Secret Technique: Killing an entire town when a resident is eating at a diner and drops a fork.
Ninja Academy. Learn how to totally uppercut some kid just because he opened a window.
How to spend most of your time flying, but sometimes stabbing.
We also have astral spy training.
IronFist
"If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar
"I am the cosmic storms, I am the tiny worms" -- Dimmu Borgir
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard.
god of war
My school is goung to teach astral spying also!! In addition, there will be various educational courses, like
mammals (can be) people too
how to have hot ninja sex
how to cook like a ninja
How to cut down walls
the sweetest head chopping techniques
developing you stamina so that you can fight all the time
how to be either mean or totally awesome
We even have classes for those that do not wish to be ninjas:
how to love ninjas with all of your body (including your pee pee)
how to avoid crapping your pants just because ninjas are soooooooo totally sweet
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
Wannabe MMA guy
Normally I would have thought I had lost, at this point, were it not for my super secret schools that I didn't mention in the first post.Originally posted by SevenStar
We even have classes for those that do not wish to be ninjas:
how to love ninjas with all of your body (including your pee pee)
how to avoid crapping your pants just because ninjas are soooooooo totally sweet
Including:
Ninja school of killing without even thinking twice about it.
For Ninjas (or regular people) who don't wish to live anymore:
The Ninja School of Committing Seppuku with a Frisbee
CHECK IT OUT THERE'S A NEW NINJA GHOST STORY THERE!!!
IronFist
"If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar
"I am the cosmic storms, I am the tiny worms" -- Dimmu Borgir
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard.
god of war
I figured you had something up your sleeve. I admit, that was sweet, but my super secret techniques are beyond awesome:
use your ninja skills to get acting roles
how to have an online store so secret and soooo sweet that you can only see the merchandise if you are a ninja
how to rock hard (everyone knows that ninjas rock hard)
here is a sample of the sweetness that's obtainable at my school
techniques
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Ninjas are totally sweet, of course, but they are powerless before my Evil Genius Cartoon Monkey Kungfu!
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Banned
Ai Ki Kyu Academy
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I almost forgot:
the super ninja information hub
My school will teach you how to use this invaluable research
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
Wannabe MMA guy
SevenStar, I only have one ninja school left, but it's so super secret and super awesome that I would have to kill you if I told you about it. Oh yeah, you would also get so pumped that you would DEFINATELY kick your mom in the face if you saw it.
Well, I guess I can show you.
Ultimate, most superior ass kicking ninja school ever. "Real Ultimate Power" doesn't even begin to describe the awesome power of the techniques contained within.
Bow before my might.
IronFist
"If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar
"I am the cosmic storms, I am the tiny worms" -- Dimmu Borgir
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard.
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