David Opossum
David Opossum
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
I imagine I wouldn't have much of a career as Dean Speedy
"No Pain - Good."
- neptunesfall
mine sucks.
where's my beer?
no pets, so i'll take my favorite plant:
"mr. funny pants" christopher.
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Joseph Cordwainer.
I hope "Cordwainer" is the name of the street you grew up on.
Stinkin hippies.
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
I think African Tiger is suffient. Don't you, Wen?
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Copyright 2003 - African Tiger Inc., a Nevada yada yada yada. Any reproduction...oh, to hell with that round kick, my knees are killing me. How about a nice Iron Palm to the nuts, sonny?
ahhh sh!t, this is a funny thread!
Mines Mike Pooty-tang.
I am nothing.
Hi D. Salami
I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows
The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.
Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.
DM
People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene
Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.
John Bullet...It was over before it began.
LMAO @ D!ck Squeaker & Angela Squirty
What kinda pets do you crazies have?
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Adam Stanecki - Practitioner of common sense.
"Think for yourself. Question authority." - Timothy Leary
Fluid Fitness - www.fluidfitness.com.au
Dominance Mixed Martial Arts - www.dominance.com.au
Said in a booming voice with lots of echo...
Laaaaance Uranuuuus, Intergalatic porn staaaaar. Starring in, The Blackhole Probers from the Planet Kankersore!!! Co-starring Ru Paul as the Blackhole.
See Lance Uranus and his trusty sidekick Bucky Balls as they probe the dreaded Blackhole. You'll howl like monkey, you'll squeel like a piggy, you'll throw up in disgust when you see The Blaaaackhole Proberrrrrs from the Planet Kankersore!!!
I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows
The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.
Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.
DM
People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene
Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.
If i was to make a script about all THESE names, i would be a MILLIONAIRE. I could sell it and start a "KFO Porn Trilogy". That would rock....
Yeah, AT, i think it suits you JUST FINE!!
~Wen~
I think my name would make the most money
Pttttttthhhhhhhhh @ Serpent!
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The greatest thing about me is that I know that I am the ONLY one that knows the truth about all! Damo lives within me, and me ONLY - for there is nobody that knows the truth more - so stick that in your pipe and smoke it sparky's!!!
If you wanted to write anything you'd need to know how to spell Trilogy, however.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
Smarta$$. I'm hot, tired, and annoyed. I am lucky I got my name spelled right!!
~Wen~
The greatest thing about me is that I know that I am the ONLY one that knows the truth about all! Damo lives within me, and me ONLY - for there is nobody that knows the truth more - so stick that in your pipe and smoke it sparky's!!!
You hot?
Really?
Cool!
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching