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    I found a hole in the ninja story....

    all ninjas are not mammals - the ninja turtles are ninjas, but they are not mammals...
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    Man, that realisation was so sweet that I totally kicked my mom right in the face!
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    Dude, the only reason why you know that is because I mentioned the Vanilla Ice song NINJA RAP in the chatroom earlier because of the video I was watching and ya realized it and stuff.

    Plus they dont flip out when kids sneeze or open windows and kill the entire town.
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    good points...I bet the turtles aren't real ninjas.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

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    7 and the rest of you geeks I advise you to watch all three episodes when it comes to classic cheesy ma flicks; Those are pretty good!. I Still have my original tapes and watched it last year thier is actually dialogue like if you can still enjoy gremlins then you'll like The Turtles!.

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    Silly SevenStar....there were ACTORS inside the Ninja Turtle costumes...

    And actors are mammals...even Willy and Flipper

    But all mammals are NOT ninjas
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    Thumbs up

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    You're out there all right.


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    Silly question

    Why would anyone want to learn to be a Ninja? They always loose in the movies. I mean, they attack the hero in bands of like 100 or more, and he always kicks the stuffing out of all of them.

    I've seen untrained gang members fight better than that.

    In a real fight, I would never want to be the ninja. I only want to fight the ninjas.
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    Anybody else see the SNL skit where the Ninja leader keeps trying to teach the Ninjas to attack as a group instead of one on one? Killed me.

    All I gotta say about it what a friend of mine said when he brought me a copy of UFC 2.

    Friend: There's even a Ninja in this one.

    Me: Really? How'd he do?

    Friend: Lets just say it's a good thing they practice invisibility.
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