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    Talking PLEASE click on this, LOL!!

    It never ends! It even spills over into a car forum!!

    http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread...5&pagenumber=1

    You must read this. Must, must, must!!!
    "In the world of martial arts, respect is often a given. In the real world, it must be earned."

    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. "--Bertrand Russell

    "Liberals - Cosmopolitan critics, men who are the friends of every country save their own. "--Benjamin Disraeli

    "A conservative government is an organised hypocrisy."--Benjamin Disraeli

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    drivel.

    but wait, maybe gene will let us start our own camaro section for this forum.

    and only mullet-sporting tatum lookalikes can participate.

    it'll be glorious.
    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    How'd you stumble upon this gem MP? I used to read this forum quite a bit.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Thumbs up

    I really laugh at all these "internet black belts", the last black belt I fought, his mom chased me away with a broom after I kicked her sons ass. Sure it was in the 9th grade but he had all these trophies and belts, I had real world experience and pur meanness and heart. Never trust a belt or a pretty fighting style over someone that will throw sand in your face, step on your left foot, while kicking you in the nuts.
    That's outstanding.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    The good old OG
    "In the world of martial arts, respect is often a given. In the real world, it must be earned."

    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. "--Bertrand Russell

    "Liberals - Cosmopolitan critics, men who are the friends of every country save their own. "--Benjamin Disraeli

    "A conservative government is an organised hypocrisy."--Benjamin Disraeli

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    Cool

    Fa-jing chuan= instant death
    No Questions Asked.... I don't care how big, how strong, or how experienced you are, Fa-jing chuan will kill anyone within 1 second.
    It is commonly referred to as the death touch.
    Wrestle that......LOL I don't think so
    When the hell did rolls start driving a camaro ss?
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    That site shows why it's important to move out of your moms house before you're 30.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    Wink Good!

    Now we can let those guys talk endlessly about that and try some new subjects for a change!

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    This is my favorite quote!

    "If I were in a headlock(I'm 5'10 180lbs) and I was being choked by a 350lb bouncer, there are about 35 different pressure points that would either kill him or disable him with the lightest touch that I would be able to induce. "
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    What did you have in mind old jong...Ford vs. Chevy? Fart carts vs. Muscle Cars?
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Thumbs up

    I drive a honda and I can beat any Ford or Chevy anytimes!...
    Beside, we don't have "**** cars" in Canada because of the anti-pollution laws!...

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    ewallace

    how can you write "****" and I can't?...
    ...****....****....****....

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    Ain't it a bitch!!!
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Thumbs up

    LOL @ rogue!


    Wrestlers are slow compared to a nimble agile Karate fighter.
    Weight and brute power have no bearing on a real fight.
    LOL!


    The reason that the real martial artists don't fight in there is simply because they have too many rules and are unable to utilize their training. Prior to the commercial popularity of the UFC, 18 people were killed in the ring by Kung Fu experts, and 16 of the 18 were wrestlers and Judo experts.
    "No Pain - Good."
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    I read up to Dancin outlaws post.

    It was as said before, outstanding. hahaha.

    peace
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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