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  1. #196
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    Unhappy

    No! He's very sporatic about posting lately.
    " Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardner at war."
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  2. #197
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    Hey guys I can vouch or kung foo cutie. I knew her a while before she got on kfo.
    killer kung fu commando streetfighter who has used his devastating fighting system to defeat hordes of attackers in countless combat situations

  3. #198
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    Wow I thought I was pathetic. Just read this thread.
    Waves roughen the sea and windmill turn because of the wind. Take away the wind and the sea becomes calm and the windmills come to rest. For every effect there is a cause.

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    In fact, I think she sould find EWallace and slap him around, just for the heck of it.
    Just like KC to send a women to do a job for him.

    What's wrong KC, dad no martial rich train teach not you how to slap boys? rich martial train dad teach you six elbows and slap boy you can not with one hand?
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

  5. #200

    Re: Ouch!

    Originally posted by Mokujin
    More of that martial arts intelligence/ macho attitude shinning through! Impress us all with more of your words of wisdom, Serpent.

    Peace!
    Mokujin
    Here you go, Mokujin, here's a quarter. Buy yourself a sense of humour.

    Dickhead.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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  6. #201
    Originally posted by KC Elbows
    In fact, I think she sould find EWallace and slap him around, just for the heck of it.
    I think if anyone ever happened across EWallace they should slap him around a bit for the good of us all.

    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

  7. #202
    "How's that for the pot calling the kettle black!

    You just want her for yourself, Ryu! "


    Yeah but here's the difference, Serpent.........

    I actually have a chance.












    Ah... this board brings me up during bad times.
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    Originally posted by ewallace

    What's wrong KC, dad no martial rich train teach not you how to slap boys? rich martial train dad teach you six elbows and slap boy you can not with one hand?
    ewallace has been slapping his boy with one hand again. Looks like it makes you go plain stoopid as well as blind.
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

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  9. #204
    Originally posted by Ryu
    "How's that for the pot calling the kettle black!

    You just want her for yourself, Ryu! "


    Yeah but here's the difference, Serpent.........

    I actually have a chance.


    Ah... this board brings me up during bad times.
    Ryu
    You good guys will never learn. You think you have a chance cos you charm her and smooze her. But when thrust comes to shove, she'll go for the rough and ready before the soft little teddy.

    Chicks don't like to admit it, but they love crazy Bangkok porno monkey sex just as much as we do. You just gotta have the balls to give it to 'em.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

  10. #205
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    Now id like to make a statement of respect here mkay...

    Serpent is a decent respectable individual, i think you should stop hunting him, he has the right to follow his dreams and make his life as happy as he wants to.

    kungfucootie i havent yet spoken much with but she sounds like a cool young girl and a nice person, so certain ones of you should not judge her without knowing, mkay.
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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  11. #206
    Originally posted by Xebsball
    Now id like to make a statement of respect here mkay...

    Serpent is a decent respectable individual
    Do you actually read my posts?!

    Hey man, thanks though. Nice to know I'm appreciated!
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

  12. #207
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    Thumbs down [Insert rim shot here]

    Serpent-

    Are you always so charming when you disagree with someone?
    Bet you get all the ladies with that attitude.

    Do they teach you immature, adolescent name-calling techniques in your dojo? Sifu must be proud!

    Peace!
    Mokujin

    PS- Thanks for the quarter. I'll use towards the purchase of your next ORIGINAL insult.
    Last edited by Mokujin; 07-22-2002 at 09:27 PM.
    "He's on the jazz."

  13. #208

    Re: [Insert rim shot here]

    Originally posted by Mokujin
    Serpent-

    Are you always so charming when you disagree with someone?
    Bet you get all the ladies with that attitude.

    Do they teach you immature, adolescent name-calling techniques in your dojo? Sifu must be proud!

    Peace!
    Mokujin

    PS- Thanks for the quarter. I'll use towards the purchase of your next ORIGINAL insult.
    No, I'm only this charming with you.

    And where you would find a sifu in a dojo? Or a sensei in a gwoon for that matter (to help you understand)?

    But seriously, you really need a sense of humour.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
    ---------------------------------------------
    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
    ---------------------------------------------
    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

  14. #209
    Oh, and by the way, insults are free.

    Twat!

    See. That didn't cost you a cent.

    Use the quarter towards a night out. You know. Get a life.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
    ---------------------------------------------
    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
    ---------------------------------------------
    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
    ---------------------------------------------
    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

  15. #210
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    *sigh*

    Serpent-

    The thing it is... I do have a sense of humor. I just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to some Internet loud-mouth who posts nothing but foul-mouth responses. What? Are you like in the 4th grade or something?

    Yeah- about that sifu/ dojo comment… Let me clue you in on something known as "sarcasm". I was being “sarcastic” about the extensive insult-training you received at the local McDojo.com.

    Next time I'll fully explain all my insults so you can reply according, Mm'kay?

    PS - Geez, never even had a problem until you started posting those classy insults.

    Peace!
    Mokujin
    Last edited by Mokujin; 07-22-2002 at 10:04 PM.
    "He's on the jazz."

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