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i wanna get a phatty list of all the silly-ass martial arts websites and links we can muster.
so far:
http://brunching.com/ninjamassage.html
http://www.realultimatepower.net
http://www.ninja4hire.com
please add to this list with any MA goodies you can.
-rtb
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heres to me as bad as I am.
But as good as you are,and as
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even if you win ...
i was reading a gaming mag while waiting for a perscription to be filled and they took quotes from that ninja site in an article about an upcoming ninja game.
where's my beer?
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These are just silly ninja sites. Some great silly ninja sites, but just ninja sites none the less. How about some silly general MA sites?
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www.fudebakudo.com
www.thekwoon.com
some others i don't want to bother looking up...are you looking for accidental funny, or on purpose?
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Ya gotta smile!
Anybody remember the address of that Zen Chi Fa site? That was pretty funny!
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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i was talking silly, not stupid. so i want the make-fun-of-martial arts ones.
pretty please?
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Ya gotta smile!
Zen Chi Fa! I already told ya! It's a classic site, with all sorts of deadly techniques and mad meditation and chi practices. It's a classic farce/parody site, but I can't find it!
Anyone?
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
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rising in madness and mystery
(sans light, sans life)
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txwingchun,
well that is one nutcase site...
Unleash the laugh,and hope nobody takes this seriously
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This guy is for real, and have terrorised E-Budo for months.
http://www.e-budo.com/vbulletin/show...5&pagenumber=1
There's more discusion about him on E-Budo too, search around, funny, funny stuff!!
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Someone once posted a site that was by a former kung fu movie star turned counselor. The site was hilarious. Apparently, he was at the height of his career, and he decided to make the first martial arts comedy, which bombed. He plays like he's all bitter at Jackie Chan. He gives advice on it, usually interspersed with bitter tirades about Jackie.
Unfortunately, I no longer have the link.
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