Hey did anyone take pics of the got chi girls?
Hey did anyone take pics of the got chi girls?
killer kung fu commando streetfighter who has used his devastating fighting system to defeat hordes of attackers in countless combat situations
fa_jing: I had a few Guinesses at the warm up party (Friday) then one Anchor Steam at home with some of my volunteers at 3AMm Monday morning. I estimate I got maybe 8 hours of sleep from Friday to Monday. With that much sleep dep, no need for any more toxicity. Last night I got some good sleep tho...
monkeyslap, qi_dup, skabromantis: my job does have it's moments. Life could be sweeter than this, I don't know...
jun_erh: No fights that I'd admit too. Xinghao stayed at my house Sunday night and I spent all yesterday with Wudang's cheif priest Zhang. No animosity there at all. Dont' believe the movies.
crimson: Zhang and Fu are sitting across the office from me, waiting for a newpaper person to interview them. Yesterday I had a great lunch with them, GM Liang, Helen, He Tao, Tony Chen (the whole Emei posse) and the Wudang priests. I felt like Wayne & Garht "I'm not worthy!"
joedoe: Be respectful to Helen.
nothernmantis: The got qi girls were mostly in traditional silk chi paos. All I can say is that the chi pao is one of China's greatest inventions after Kungfu and ketchup.
design sifu: get back to work before you reveal too much of yourself.
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Author of Shaolin Trips
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Congratulations Gene!!
Gene,
Great job! Everyone I talked to had only great things to say about the event. Nice to see everyone and not be at a tournament. We need to find more reasons to do this again!!
Both the afternoon show and night time show were awesome. The only nudity I saw, was when this one master pulled a truck with his private, gross but amazing none the less. But he really whipped the Iron ***** out. lol
The qi girls were beautiful, Gene say hi to Judy the Korean girl for me ; ) I think she liked me, lol j/k.
It was cool to see the Taoist styles perform, too many great performers to name, not many dissapointments.
P.S.
Sorry about the light Gene!
If you you could send me a copy of that Buddhist cd, I would REALLY appreciate it!!
Joe Keit
So how is admiring Helen Liang as a beautiful woman disrespectful? Besides, I was just having some fun
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
sc: Thanks for busting out your stuff for both shows! You rock! It was great to see you!
The light was pretty weird. We were afraid that the ceiling would be too low with the riser. When you hit that light, it flashed with a popping sound. I immediately radioed for a broom, then got up on stage after you and Sifu Li Came off to clean it up. You guys hit it just right. You broke the filament but didn't break the glass. Pretty amazing when you think about it. NOt quite as amazing as whipping it out and pulling a truck, but hey...
I've been thinking about the music. I think what you heard at the funeral was the amitoufo pusa chant, a very common Buddhist chant. The Shaolin music is based on it. I'll get you that very CD as soon as the DJ returns it and also see if I can find just the straight chant for you. Should I just send it to the school at 5365 North State Rd 7... or elsewhere? Email me privately ( Gene@KungfuMagazine.com ) if elsewhere.
Judy very sweet. She leaves for Vegas for Labor Day Las Vegas Legacy - a huge monster of an open tournament. Half our crew go straight from cleaning up the party to packing for Vegas. Judy is actually not a got qi girl, but she was our 'Taoist nun' (speaking of taoists...) in our Taoist special (SEPOCT 2002 - http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/200112.html) on stands now.
jd: A comment like "So did anyone score with Helen Liang?" is not respectful. She's a very special master and deserves more respect. Besides, if you ever got on the wrong side of her daddy, you'd be done. He put some moves on his disciple at our evening demo, knocking him across the stage.
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Whatever.
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
I think Gene has a thing for Helen Liang.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
Joe Doe stop being such a loser and shut up already
There IS a respectful way to ask that question:
"Did Helen Liang score with anyone?"
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Ooooh. Yes sir. I am so sorry sir.Originally posted by jun_erh
Joe Doe stop being such a loser and shut up already
Fuck off wanker.
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
Gene "pulled a Ryu"
j/k
"If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
"If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OQSURMO&key=FMA
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Ew! I didn't know Gene and Ryu were that close!
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
Gene told me last time that Helen wasn't his type...maybe dinner in her vicinity changed his mind hehehehhehehe
Anyway Gene, lucky you
Risk 0 doesn't exist.
"Baby Got Back"
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
"I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and you deserve it."-Duncan, "Some Kind of Wonderful"
"I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you!!!" -Grandpa Simpson
"Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and
said 'Hey, hows it going?'. So I grabbed his arm and twisted
it up behind his head and said 'Now whose asking the questions?'" - Jack Handey
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LOL wufu. Get yourself a durian.
cxxx[]:::::::::::>
Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.