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  1. 08-26-2002, 03:50 PM #1
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    Talking I Love Yoga

    Today was the first day of the new semester at college, I was 5 minutes late to Yoga (had to run home to get something) and as soon as I walk in I felt my stomach drop to the floor.

    I was the only guy, ONLY, O-N-L-Y G-U-Y in the ENTIRE class of about 12 to 15 girls. Even the teacher was hot.

    What happened was this, I walked into the room, the door was shut before I walked in, so I turned my back to quietly shut the door, even though everyone was staring. When I turned around my facial expression changed and one girl giggled when she realized that I realized I was the only guy in the class.

    I figured some other college guys would get the bright idea that some hot girls will be in that class. Morons.

    Now, the girl thing is definately a bonus for the class, but I wasn't taking the class because of them. When I was signing up, I saw Yoga on the list of classes and thought "Cool, I'll give it a shot." Turns out it was one of the best decisions I ever made.
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    Phil, you lucked out on that one, now you can hit 2 birds with one stone!

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    My girlfriend does yoga.
    Stay away from her.
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    That one was pathetic at trying to be funny joedoe.

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    I would rather be a pathetic comedian than ... you!!!

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    i bet theyre all real flexible too
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    thing's might get too 'flexible' for me
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