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  1. 09-02-2002, 12:55 PM #1
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    Man injures ***** while doing qigong

    Ouch.

    http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/pri...58340,00.html?

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    can you imagine the conversation between him and his wife beforehand????

    Man: HONEY! Spot me - I'm goin' for 18kg!

    Woman: Shouldn't you do a warm up set first?

    Man: No friggin way! I wanna be huge!

    (Sounds of weight plates stacking)

    Man: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip!) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY D!CK
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    i read and i just felt i should convert for you that are not on kg system thing, 16kg is 35.2 lbs
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    Sounds like he got some results ....
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    well... now that my story is all over the net i guess i should explain why i did it. i am stupid.
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    That must have been hard qi-gong...
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    That was ballsy
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    He is going to have to work on his original jing to come UP with that stuff again.
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    Our Iron crotch master, Master Tu, is from Taiwan. He was teh one who pulled the truck with his goods at our anniversary party two weeks ago and has thousands of students. I wonder if that guy that got injured is one of his.... I guess we should put a big fat warning disclaimer on that video. There's someone stupid enough to try anything.
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  13. 09-03-2002, 12:15 PM #13
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    That is less likely I would see as a qi kong. Ask the eternal enemy of Dr. Evil, then you will get a better idea how to have a same result easier.
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    I truly, feel his pain... OMG!
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  15. 09-03-2002, 01:54 PM #15
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    I would suggest people don't practice the pe**nuts stuff, that is not a "Zhen Pie" (proper one) qi kong.
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