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  1. 09-03-2002, 05:13 PM #16
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    Originally posted by PaulLin
    I would suggest people don't practice the pe**nuts stuff, that is not a "Zhen Pie" (proper one) qi kong.
    I'm curious to know what you mean that it's not "proper"? I learned these practices, but I've only used the weights a few times. I don't do that anymore, because I don't think it does what it's supposed to do. It's supposed to give your perineal muscles something to lift. I think it mostly just stretches the connective tissues.
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    Originally posted by PLCrane


    I'm curious to know what you mean that it's not "proper"? I learned these practices, but I've only used the weights a few times. I don't do that anymore, because I don't think it does what it's supposed to do. It's supposed to give your perineal muscles something to lift. I think it mostly just stretches the connective tissues.
    Well, in my qi kong knowledge, that body part we called it "external kidney." And it will affect the bladder and kidney...these urinative systems. So we strongly oppose of using foreign objects to disturb it.
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    Originally posted by PLCrane
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  7. 09-04-2002, 02:38 PM #22
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    PaulLin,

    Thanks for the answer. That sounds like a good way to avoid needless injury.


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    You'd have to be pretty stiff to injure yourself like that.

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    hmm

    was he doing hard qi dong or soft qi dong?
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    Originally posted by PLCrane
    PaulLin,

    Thanks for the answer. That sounds like a good way to avoid needless injury.


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    Add on to that, it will also disturbs the balance of glance activities and hormons. It will also affect the person's mood choronically. Add the digestion disturbs on top of that.
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    Add on to that, it will also disturbs the balance of glance activities and hormons. It will also affect the person's mood choronically. Add the digestion disturbs on top of that.
    and that's just from watching a guy do that kind of shiit...
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    WHAT?????

    You mean top tell me this guy just whipped it out, tied a rope to it and pulled truck?? In front of a crowd of people??
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    That's exactly what happened. Imagine being the MC for that. Such is my burden....
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