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    strange martial arts laws

    dont know if these are true or not.

    found at http://www.loyola.edu/maru/laws.html

    It usually takes a hundred years to make a law, and then,after the law has done its work, it usually takes another hundred years to get rid of it. These laws are still on the books, so beware.

    Peshtigo, Wisconsin citizens are not allowed to practice karate on any city sidewalk.

    Yateswille, New York it is illegal for anyone to ride an ugly horse when going to a martial arts competition.

    Republic, Michigan no women over 200 pounds and attired in shorts may practice self-defense techniques while men are present.

    Jefferson, Ohio women may not take karate lessons while in a bathing suit within this community unless she be escorted by at least two police officers or unless she be armed with a club.

    amendment to the law The provisions of this statute above shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds nor shell it apply to female horses.

    Cotton, Minnesota Pants with hip pockets may not be worn when working out in any of the martial arts ( a hip pocket is considered to be the perfect place to hide a pint of liquor ).

    Fashion, Indians women while practicing the martial arts or merely taking lessons may not wear heels measuring longer than one-and-a-half inches.

    Corry, Pennsylvania No female wearing a nightgown is allowed to practice martial arts. a women of any age must always get fully dressed before she can legally work out.

    Libertyville, Illinois No married woman is allowed to go to a martial arts exhibition on the Sabbath unless she is properly looked after. ( how ) Her mate must follow 20 paces behind and is required to carry a bow over his left shoulder and a suit-able quantity of arrows.

    Austin, Oregon Men may not teach karate or any other martial art while on a boat on the Sabbath.

    Wedgworth, Alabama No single, widowed or divorced woman may participate in any of the martial arts on Sunday Also any unattached female who takes part in such outlandish activities can be arrested and given a jail term.

    Wheeler, Mississippi Citizens are allowed to practice martial arts but may not strike a friend in jest--unless you first tell him you are just kidding around.

    Pattonsburg, Missouri Citizens may not make silly and/or insulting faces at a men while he is practicing martial arts.

    Halstead, Kansas Men may not take karate lessons without first having written permission from his spouse unless he's been married for more than 12 months.

    Hayden, Colorado No one is allowed to duel in the town square using martial arts techniques in lieu of standard, acceptable weapons.

    Bernice, Oklahoma Martial arts students are not allowed to chase skunks who are found to be freely roaming the community.

    Hickory, Maryland Citizens are not allowed to tickle a female martial arts buff under her chin with a feather in order to get her attention. To do so can bring a fine of $2.50 and one day in the local jail.

    Acme, Louisiana Citizens ( children or adult ), may not laugh out loud at a martial arts student going through their moves.

    Shellman, Georgia Martial artist may not stand within five feet of a bar when taking a drink in any public establishment serving alcoholic beverages even if he wants only a glass of water.

    Ledyard, Connecticut No one may practice martial arts while intoxicated such individual must be given a large dose of castor oil Refusal to take the castor oil will result in a fine.

    Foxboro, Massachusetts No martial artist can be seen going through his moves while his shoelaces are untied.

    Suffolk, Virginia Karate enthusiasts may not read the Sunday paper while training on their front porch while waiting for church to let out.

    Marion, South Carolina Citizens are prohibited from whistling while practicing any of the martial arts on the Sabbath.

    Boone, North Carolina Martial artists may not practice on Sunday during the half-hour period before a church service.

    Tamarack, Idaho Canned goods of any kind may be opening by chopping them with the bare hand.

    Waverly, Kentucky Martial art lessons may not be conducted in any bakery facility within the city limits.

    Clarendon, Texas Martial artists may not snooze in a barbershop or catnap in a restaurant within city boundaries.

    Sutherland, Iowa Playfully using a martial arts strike in a effort to remove a hat from the head of another is strictly prohibited.

    Rudd, Arkansas A martial arts instructor must never be seen carrying an open umbrella.

    Greenville, Delaware No martial artists may place his arm around a woman without a good and lawful reason.

    Bluff, Utah Martial arts practitioners are banned from chewing tobacco while practicing.

    Chumuckia, Florida Martial arts practitioners can chew tobacco, but they are not allowed to dip snuff while working out or while putting on an exhibition.

    Bourdoville, Vermont Martial artists are prohibited from walking a tightrope while going through their moves .Martial Art Laws

    Casper, Wyoming Goatees are considered illegal on any martial arts expert unless a special permit is first purchased.

    Keene, New Hampshire Martial artists may not try catching fireflies while practicing karate under streetlights after dark.

    The law is the last result of human wisdom acting upon human experience for the benefit of the public.The law growth of sin, and doth punish it.

    The officials who wrote and passed some of this odd martial arts legislation seem to have acted for an even greater purpose A GOOD LAUGH.

    FEEL FREE TO FIND MORE ODD MARTIAL ART LAWS WE CAN ADD THEM TO MY LIST.
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    Wow, some of those are really funny, lets see, my goatee has to go, so would that weird habit of mine, catching fireflies. Oh, so much for kickin' it with a honey, can't put my arm around her. LOL
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    "Republic, Michigan no women over 200 pounds and attired in shorts may practice self-defense techniques while men are present. "

    I think this law should be enforced in all 50 states.
    Hope is the denial of reality.

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    To behold the fierceness of wolves
    assailing ye saints thoroughly
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    To behold the wails of thine in affright
    whilst evil preyeth upon thy hearts
    (Sans warmth, sans pity)
    To behold a world, darkly astir
    rising in madness and mystery
    (sans light, sans life)

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    Yeah but it would have to be revised as "No women over 200 pounds is allowed to be attired in shorts". Boy we could really use that in our city too. Especially during Fiesta.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    But the police force doesn't care about these laws, right? Anyway when were these laws created? Hmm, I'm confused.
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    Republic, Michigan no women over 200 pounds and attired in shorts may practice self-defense techniques while men are present
    This law should be internationally enforced by a death squad.
    In combat you sink to the level of your training. You do not rise to the occasion

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    My vote for Most Liveable City 2002:

    Republic, Michigan.

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    you guys are nice. i think any woman over 160, depending on height should just be shot dead. well, not shot, that is messy, i am think effecient and deadly... gas. now, think about it, this is one step closer to cleaing the human gene pool.
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    Yep. I'm all for giving the gene pool a good scrubbing. Maybe even go so far as to drain the shallow end...
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    So many sabbath and sexits laws...

    Is there a biblical reference here aside from the obvious
    'no work on the sabbath' one?

    And just swap male for female in so many of those laws and they become really absurd. I hear what you all are saying about the 200 lb law, but some of those WWF women wrestlers gotta be pushing that kind of weight - how heavy is Chyna? I don't have much of a problem with her in shorts...
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    Gee thanks, now I have an image of Chyna in shorts stuck in my head. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

    "Rudd, Arkansas A martial arts instructor must never be seen carrying an open umbrella."

    I hope it never rains there.
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    Not m/a but I recall hearing of a town in Colorado where it is illegal to drive a black car on Sunday. Not sure wtf that's all about.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    man... Still with the sexism.

    It reminds me of the two grossly overweight guys standing on the beach in their speedos with their guts hanging over their hips making comments about how so an so looks like she has put on weight.

    How many fat guys do you see in Martial arts compared to fat women? A whole lot more. Honestly, what are these guys doing to get such a big gut? And I swear to god if I hear "oh that's what happens to internal stylists" I'm gonna wretch.

    You don't get fat from doing qigong.

    just an observation my discriminatory young male friends.

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    oh that's what happens to internal stylists

    Let the wretching begin........
    Hope is the denial of reality.

    We sail the seas, of negativity
    to banish kindness from this place
    (Sans scruples, sans humility)
    To behold the fierceness of wolves
    assailing ye saints thoroughly
    (Sans love, sans compassion)
    To behold the wails of thine in affright
    whilst evil preyeth upon thy hearts
    (Sans warmth, sans pity)
    To behold a world, darkly astir
    rising in madness and mystery
    (sans light, sans life)

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