Highlights from KotH's "Bobby Lama" episode
Rev. Stroupe: "Do you love Jesus, Bobby?"
Bobby: "With all my heart!"
Hank: "Buddhist liar!"
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Peggy: "I always knew my little boy was destined for greatness. To be perfectly honest, I didn't see Lama coming."
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Peggy, reading bumper sticker: "My child is an Honor Student at Tom Landry Middle School" changes lanes and pulls up alongside car with bumper sticker "OH YEAH!? WELL MY CHILD IS GOD TO BILLIONS OF ASIANS!"
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Bobby: "Why do friends fight?"
Bill: "His finger is stuck in my beer!"
Dale: "He dared me!"<
Bobby: "You fight with each other, yet you want the same thing."
Bill and Dale: "SO?!"
Bobby: "Mr. Gribble, I want you to completely relax, and imagine your finger sliding effortlessly out of the beer can."
Dale: "That is the dumbest thing I have ever..." realizes his finger has come free, flips up clip ons
Bill: sips beer
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.