Talk to Got Qi Girls

[Serpent]

Two nuns sitting in the bath together (saving water, I assume).

One nun is leaning back, smiling beatifically. The other is feeling around under the water.

The one feeling around says, "Sister Mary, where's the soap?"

Sister Mary looks up smiling and replies, "I know it does, but it feels so good!"

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Xebsball
tomorrow got test on estatistics
its cool because someone managed to steal a copy
from the teacher last week, thats right

a wimmin from my class did it, sneaky one
wimmin = debil

of course i make myself a copy too, think im stupid beatch
of course all of us will be screwed if he finds out theres a copy missing from his stuff

For some reason, this reminds me of the quote "If she is doing it with everyone, she is a s|ut. If she is doing it with everyone except you, she is a b!tch".

[Serpent]

Which reminds me of:

Man that has many partners = Player.

Woman that has many partners = ****.

[rubthebuddha]

maybe that's why women should just stay home. or maybe this is why: where puppies come from.

[shaolin kungfu]

It's funny cause it's true!

[MasterKiller]

Woman that has many partners = ****.

Unless she's a lipstick lesbian, in which case she is a real lady.

[M_ArtsMargie]

lesbians......isn't that every guys fantasy. I mean have two women?

You guys should come to SF to see that freaky stuff! Gene can tell you about the parties, I'm sure.

[@PLUGO]

Every guy that comes to S.F. is either a lesbian or a ****...

[TaoBoy]

Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
lesbians......isn't that every guys fantasy. I mean have two women?

Two women!?? Sure, as long as they're paying me more attention than each other.

[Xebsball]

With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckas bounce to this

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Now, that, I got me some Seagram's gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the D-O-G
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
and get to mackin to this bitch named Sadie (Sadie?)
She used to be the homeboy's lady (Oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these N-U-T's, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze
BEATCH, I'm just

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Later on that day
My homey Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray
And a fat ass J, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this ain't no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now
But it ain't no stoppin, I'm still poppin
Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, I'm raisin up off the cot
Don't get upset girl, that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes, I'm out the do'
And I'll be

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
BEATCHHH [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
BEATCHHH [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

[Former castleva]

What´s up with your grammar,lately?
Xebs,

[Xebsball]

There are times when you get suckered in
by drugs and alchohol and sex with women, mmkay
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

You can do it, it's all up to you, mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say: it's easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the T cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Don't say fuck any more
cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word "mmkay"!!!

We can do it it's all up to us, mmkay (mmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today (you can change it today)
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mmkay!!

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the T cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Don't say fuck any more
cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say FUCK FUCK, we shouldn't say FUCK FUCK NOOOOOO!!!
You're cured, you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay:
Its easy mmkay!
It's easy mmkay!
It's easy mmkay!
It's easy mmkay!
It's easy mmkaaaaaaaayy
It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mmkaaaay

Mmkay

[shaolin kungfu]

Mr mackey is cool.

[norther practitioner]

Other than the time I choked my self out with my beads... they have been pretty good luck.

[GeneChing]

A buddy of mine brought back a bottle from the UK and we sampled it over the weekend. As most of you know, absinthe is illegal in the U.S. - you can get it over the net - or get it past customs if you can convince them that you are just a collector and have no intention of drinking it. Well, I 'fess up. I'm a law breaker.

Absinthe hits pretty hard with the first shot. It's a harsh taste, laden with anise, and typically pour over suger so you cut it with 4/5 parts water. There is a distinct flavor that all the sugar, water and anise attempts to conceal. It looks like aftershave, and probably doesn't taste to different. With it comes a distinct buzz beyond the alcohol, not unlike the sensation of good tequila, but uniquely its own. It's definately an up - stimulating - which is bad becuae it makes you drink more, yet at the same time, it has a numbing effect on the tongue and your limbs feel pretty light and airy. After three shots, we were all buzzing like crazy. Then the other shoe dropped. One of my buddies drove home and we were all too buzzed to stop him. He was busted for a DUI a few blocks from his home. A few hours later I was projectile vomiting all over my buddies yard and spent the next morning dry heaving every hour on the hour for about five hours. I'm still re-hydrating.

So maybe for me, I should heed the law and avoid absinthe. At least I didn't Van Gogh my ear.


P.S. Margie, what would I know about lesbian parties? Are you hinting at something?