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  1. #1051
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    Doh. You've heard it before. I refuse to complete the gag now.

    BTW do you like my sword?

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  2. #1052
    Originally posted by eulerfan
    *from xebs' lap*

    So, have any of you read The Dancing Wu Li Masters?
    Actually I have. Interesting stuff. The guy is a bit too enthusiastic for me; far too many exclamation marks and such, and some of the eastern philosohy is kinda forced in to fit, but it's certainly interesting reading.

    Now stop being so academic and bring those whips and toys over here.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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  3. #1053
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    Yes sir!

    So serp is a top and xeb is a switch. Good to know. Good to know.
    He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Montaigne

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    This thread has gone straight to the gutter.

    At last, I feel at home!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    We've been dancing along the edge for long enough. It was high time to take the plunge.
    He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Montaigne

  6. #1056
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    Urrrrr...you gotta quarter? I gotta get me some fortified wine.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

  7. #1057
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    eulerfan

    You didn't answer my question.

    So, is it an impressive sword or what?

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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

  8. #1058
    Originally posted by eulerfan
    Yes sir!

    So serp is a top and xeb is a switch. Good to know. Good to know.
    Do you mean atop, as in on top, or something else? You lost me there. What's a switch re: Xebby? Suddenly I'm lost in a euphoria of erotic euphemism and fun.

    For what it's worth, on top, underneath, sideways, sandwiched, I'm up for all of it.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

  9. #1059
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    im confused by the terminology too, but if she is in the middle it could be fun hell yeah
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

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    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    top = dominant partner
    bottom = submissive partner
    switch = whatever you need, partner.

    I don't define myself so conventionally. In sexual roleplaying, I am a 10th level half-orc berzerker.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Gotta go. See you all later. Have a good weekend.

    eulerfan - I want an answer
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    joedoe, it's a very impressive sword. (I've gotten myself into something here, I just know it)

    Serp and Xebs, the kind of fun we've been talking about has three types of people. Tops, bottoms and switches. Depending on your preferred role. Get it?
    He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Montaigne

  13. #1063
    Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
    top = dominant partner
    bottom = submissive partner
    switch = whatever you need, partner.

    I don't define myself so conventionally. In sexual roleplaying, I am a 10th level half-orc berzerker.
    Oh I see. In that case I'm a top with switch tendencies.

    And I'll always be a 10th level neutral probing mage. I'm full o' magic, baby!
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    One thousand!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Uh, and one.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

  15. #1065
    Woohoo! I hit the 1000th post on this thread!

    Have a good w/e Joe.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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