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  • I live on planet earth.

    24 53.33%
  • I'm a character in some ridiculous action movie.

    21 46.67%
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Thread: Do you live on planet earth or some ridiculous action movie?

  1. #16
    I live in a porn flick. Well a porn flick made by really conservative, chaste Mormons.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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  2. #17
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    Eulerfan - Perhaps they have chosen this with their pre-reflective conciousness as their fundamental project of being. However, it may be a simple instance of inauthenticity. Considering that this is not a true project for most of these people, in fact they will avoid real tests of their martial skill. They deny their facticity - that they exist in the world.

    Can you tell what my lunchtime reading was?

  3. #18
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    didn't you know? where all on a giant game of simlife(albeit, with a really powerful 3D engine) controlled by software engineers from the tenth planet in our solar system? spaceship sightings and abductions are just them tweaking the system.

    dont be alarmed.






































































    ..........................dont tell anyone i told you...........
    "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is p00ntang."-Animal Mother

  4. #19
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    Northern Mantis
    More often that not some people's code is nothing more than a combination of hippy budhism,shaw borthers flicks,Japanese bushido, and karate kids movies.


    Oh bugger. You got me then!

    I started MA because of buddhism. I watch Shaw Bros flicks only now, for the hell of it. I think bushido, much as it has a lot of old nonsense still holds true in terms of old values that we may or may not aspire to... especially the bit from the Hagakure about never leaving your house before picking your teeth... And the Karate Kid movies are great!

    What's your problem!?




    Eulerfan, are you involved? With boyfriend? Encumbent other? I would like to marry you...! And you think I'm joking...!

    1) Very easy. That's what I'm trying.

    2) What does Eulerfan mean?

    3) Marry me.

    I'm not an internet pervert BTW, but give me time...!


    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

    Sometime blog on training esp in Japan

  5. #20
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    How dare you call Taz uncouth. Our lawyer, Harvey Birdman, will be in touch. Hope you don't have pets...Avenger "loves" them.
    "I'll use my bare hands...against any weapon!"

    We are trained in wushu. We must defend the Temple!

  6. #21
    Originally posted by Leonidas
    didn't you know? where all on a giant game of simlife(albeit, with a really powerful 3D engine) controlled by software engineers from the tenth planet in our solar system? spaceship sightings and abductions are just them tweaking the system.

    dont be alarmed.

    ..........................dont tell anyone i told you...........
    I almost spit my tea on my monitor when I read that
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

  7. #22
    I am a bounty hunter and live on a spaceship called "Bebop"
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

  8. #23
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    hm. rogue took my answer.
    "heres to you as good as you are
    heres to me as bad as I am.
    But as good as you are,and as
    bad as I am,I'm as good as you are,
    as bad as I am"
    --
    "It's too bad my friend Chad's brother wasn't there, because he totally knows t'ai chi and sh*t."

  9. #24
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    Originally posted by Mat


    Eulerfan, are you involved? With boyfriend? Encumbent other? I would like to marry you...! And you think I'm joking...!

    1) Very easy. That's what I'm trying.

    2) What does Eulerfan mean?

    3) Marry me.

    I'm not an internet pervert BTW, but give me time...!


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    Thank you very much.

    I'm not involved but I do have a rule about turning down marriage proposals from strangers who live halfway around the world.

    All is not lost, though. I'm going to tell you what eulerfan means and you are going to love this.

    I am a fan of a mathematician named Leonhard Euler. What he did borders on the mystical.

    He discovered a number, referred to as 'e'. It is trascendental, like pi. It never ends. 2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699 95957496696762772407663035354759457138217852516642 74274663919320030599218174135966290435729003342952 60595630738132328627943490763233829880753195251019 011573834187930702154089149934884167509........... ...........

    This number, raised to the power x, equals its own derivative and its own integral. That means that e^x is always equal to its own rate of change. Now, take e, this transcendental number, raise it to the poxer of pi, another transcendental number, multiplied by i, the square root of -1, this is an imaginary number that doesn't exist, and you have -1. Euler showed that.

    This is just the tip of the iceberg that is his life's work. He was the most prolific mathematician of his time.
    He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Montaigne

  10. #25
    After reading that, my head hurts. does euler have a formula that can fix that?
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

  11. #26
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    so, like, he was, like, smart and all that?
    "heres to you as good as you are
    heres to me as bad as I am.
    But as good as you are,and as
    bad as I am,I'm as good as you are,
    as bad as I am"
    --
    "It's too bad my friend Chad's brother wasn't there, because he totally knows t'ai chi and sh*t."

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    He was blind for the last 17 years of his life. So he just did all of his calculations in his head.

    I think it's safe to say that his intelligence was above average.
    He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Montaigne

  13. #28
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    dood....woah.
    "heres to you as good as you are
    heres to me as bad as I am.
    But as good as you are,and as
    bad as I am,I'm as good as you are,
    as bad as I am"
    --
    "It's too bad my friend Chad's brother wasn't there, because he totally knows t'ai chi and sh*t."

  14. #29
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    Oh yeah. It's all quite tubular.
    He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Montaigne

  15. #30
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    ok, so where did he discover the number 'e'? was he smarter than einstein? cuz im telling ya, that dude was pretty smart



    didn't he just re-discover infinity?

    i been knowing about infinity for years.

    can i be a genius too?
    "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is p00ntang."-Animal Mother

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